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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 8 Nov 2020, 18:20 last edited by
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    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
    -Cormac McCarthy

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 03:33 last edited by
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      Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

      To get to the same side.

      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 31 Aug 2021, 18:04 last edited by
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        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          Nunatax
          wrote on 1 Sept 2021, 10:54 last edited by
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            Nunatax
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              Nunatax
              wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:15 last edited by
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                Nunatax
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 11:33 last edited by
                  #43

                  Hilarious

                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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                    😆

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      Nunatax
                      wrote on 29 Sept 2021, 19:54 last edited by
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 30 Sept 2021, 03:31 last edited by
                        #46

                        Lol @Nunatax

                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          Nunatax
                          wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 05:16 last edited by
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                            Klaus
                            wrote on 18 Oct 2021, 08:26 last edited by
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                            The real problem is how to get your bibliography system to not abbreviate author lists with "et al" if and only if you are citing your own papers and your own name would be cut off.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 11:31 last edited by
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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                Klaus
                                wrote on 1 Nov 2021, 12:28 last edited by
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                                Why do computer scientists mix up Halloween and Christmas?

                                Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 10:25 last edited by
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                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                    Klaus
                                    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:05 last edited by
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                                    lol!

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                                      Axtremus
                                      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:11 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                      Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                                        17 Nov 2021, 13:11

                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 13:16 last edited by
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                                        @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                        Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                                        Perfect answer! Bravo!

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          17 Nov 2021, 13:16

                                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

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                                          Aqua Letifer
                                          wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 14:36 last edited by
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                                          @george-k said in Geek humor:

                                          @axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                          Yes, because this time the boulder won’t roll back.

                                          Perfect answer! Bravo!

                                          He is, but Camus isn't, because he never learned to appreciate the boulder.

                                          Please love yourself.

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