Geek humor

[Mik]

Had mine too. It was essential to reading core dumps.

[jon-nyc]

I never bothered reading mine. Just flushed.

[Mik]

No shit?

[jon-nyc]

Not after you flush. The best technologies are indistinguishable from magic.

[Mik]

[bachophile]

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[Axtremus]

Like chatting in a barbershop or a nail parlor. You go there presumably to get a haircut or get your nails done, but they can talk to you about anything and everything!

[jon-nyc]

Next time I’m getting my hair cut I’m asking Yuriy about Navier-Stokes equations.

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[Mik]

Brilliant. The crazy hot scale in geekspeak.

[AndyD]

[Tom-K]

@AndyD said:

The topic is GEEK humor not GREEK humor.

[Axtremus]

Trump to Germany: "Help us reopen the Straits of Hormuz."
Germany: "Our answer is five plus four."

Source: Late Night with Seth Meyers, 2026 March 16.

[taiwan_girl]

@Axtremus took me a second. 5555

Reminds me of the joke:
No matter how nice you are, German kids are kinder.