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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #181

    Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • AxtremusA Away
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      Axtremus
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      #182

      Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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      • LuFins DadL Offline
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        LuFins Dad
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        #183

        Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

        The Brad

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            #185

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              #186

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                #187

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #188

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #189

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #190

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • markM Offline
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #191

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                          @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                          • AxtremusA Away
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                            Axtremus
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                            #193

                            It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                            But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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                            • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                              @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #194

                              @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                              @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                              The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                              In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                              • George KG Offline
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                                George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
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                                  #196

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on last edited by
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                                      @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                      I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          mark
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