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@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
Although if I were Phibes or TG I'd strongly suggest never getting the soup as a return customer.
Dude, I always tip at least 20%. If I'm going to live in a barbarous society, I feel the least I can do is fit in with the natives.
Speaking of which, I've got some nice shiny beads going cheap if you're interested.
20% of the subtotal or the total including taxes?
@LuFins-Dad said in No Tipping:
20% of the subtotal or the total including taxes?
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
If I'm honest, this is due more to laziness than generosity, as it's easy to calculate.
Anyway, tipping should be banned. In England they give you blowjobs at the table and drive you home afterwards if you tip more than 5%. And that's just the blokes. When you visit next year make sure you ask for a happy ending over dessert.
I was only joking
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@LuFins-Dad said in No Tipping:
20% of the subtotal or the total including taxes?
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
If I'm honest, this is due more to laziness than generosity, as it's easy to calculate.
Anyway, tipping should be banned. In England they give you blowjobs at the table and drive you home afterwards if you tip more than 5%. And that's just the blokes. When you visit next year make sure you ask for a happy ending over dessert.
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
As for soup, I never eat the filthy stuff. I've heard about what Americans do to it.
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@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
As for soup, I never eat the filthy stuff. I've heard about what Americans do to it.
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
Not nearly as funny as the fact that you can't tell I'm joking
I was only joking
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@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
Not nearly as funny as the fact that you can't tell I'm joking
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
Not nearly as funny as the fact that you can't tell I'm joking
No, I figured.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
Not nearly as funny as the fact that you can't tell I'm joking
No, I figured.
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
No, I figured.
OK, my bad. I should probably have dropped this weeks ago.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
No, I figured.
OK, my bad. I should probably have dropped this weeks ago.
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
No, I figured.
OK, my bad. I should probably have dropped this weeks ago.
Well to be fair we have LD to thank for the necromancy this time.
Please love yourself.
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My door dasher just messaged me that my order, which I placed two minutes ago for El Pollo Loco, isn't ready yet, but not to worry, he'll wait there for it. I guess he's fishing for an extra tip, for the inconvenience of already being in the parking lot when I happened to place the order, and the order not being ready immediately. Well he's already getting $12.50, I think that's enough.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
No, I figured.
OK, my bad. I should probably have dropped this weeks ago.
Well to be fair we have LD to thank for the necromancy this time.
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
No, I figured.
OK, my bad. I should probably have dropped this weeks ago.
Well to be fair we have LD to thank for the necromancy this time.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The thread was dead as of January of this year, but then you posted the Olive Garden thing.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The thread was dead as of January of this year, but then you posted the Olive Garden thing.
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The thread was dead as of January of this year, but then you posted the Olive Garden thing.
Ah, no. @taiwan_girl resurrected it before I posted. It was her resurrection that inspired me to post my story.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The thread was dead as of January of this year, but then you posted the Olive Garden thing.
Ah, no. @taiwan_girl resurrected it before I posted. It was her resurrection that inspired me to post my story.
@LuFins-Dad said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The thread was dead as of January of this year, but then you posted the Olive Garden thing.
Ah, no. @taiwan_girl resurrected it before I posted. It was her resurrection that inspired me to post my story.
Gotcha.
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@taiwan_girl IS RISEN !!!
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@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
Not nearly as funny as the fact that you can't tell I'm joking
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@Aqua-Letifer said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@taiwan_girl said in No Tipping:
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
Same. I did not know that the "etiquette" was to tip on the actual bill amount pre-tax.
So both of us have been overly generous, despite Aqua's attempts to smear us as no-nothing foreigners who need to mind our own damn business.
I find it really funny you take this issue so seriously.
Not nearly as funny as the fact that you can't tell I'm joking
It takes a lot more figuring if we think you're serious.
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@LuFins-Dad said in No Tipping:
20% of the subtotal or the total including taxes?
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
If I'm honest, this is due more to laziness than generosity, as it's easy to calculate.
Anyway, tipping should be banned. In England they give you blowjobs at the table and drive you home afterwards if you tip more than 5%. And that's just the blokes. When you visit next year make sure you ask for a happy ending over dessert.
@Doctor-Phibes said in No Tipping:
@LuFins-Dad said in No Tipping:
20% of the subtotal or the total including taxes?
The amount including tax. I didn't even know the other thing was an option.
If I'm honest, this is due more to laziness than generosity, as it's easy to calculate.
Same here, I always tip based on the total (including tax) but before discounts, if any.
BTW - in case anyone is dying to know, I'll usually tip 25% for pizza delivery, 20% for restaurants, bar, haircut, and 10% for scenarios like @LuFins-Dad 's above (or similarly, carside pickup from restaurants), and have shifted to 0% for basically everything else such as coffee shops, panera, jimmy johns, etc.
