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  • RenaudaR Renauda

    C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.

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    @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

    C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.

    LOL

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

      @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

      World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

      Change could start with you.

      I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

      Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

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      @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

      And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

      On what basis do you refute his statement?

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

        I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

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        • 89th8 89th

          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

          Change could start with you.

          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

          Exactly.

          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

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          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

          Change could start with you.

          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

          Exactly.

          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

          Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

          https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          • 89th8 89th

            Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

            I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

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            @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

            Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

            I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

            So, you know the hearts of men?

            Are you bucking for Jesus' job?

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • JollyJ Jolly

              @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

              And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

              On what basis do you refute his statement?

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              @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

              @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

              And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

              On what basis do you refute his statement?

              Seriously?

              As we say in physics when discussing whether all the air molecules in the room could suddenly throw a chair up in the air, it’s not impossible, just highly improbable.

              I was only joking

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                No doubt the proceeds will fund his legal defense related to the porn star he fucked while his wife was home nursing their new baby.

                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                • JollyJ Jolly

                  @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                  Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

                  I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

                  So, you know the hearts of men?

                  Are you bucking for Jesus' job?

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                  @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                  So, you know the hearts of men?

                  Are you bucking for Jesus' job?

                  If this was Bill Clinton, can you honestly say you'd give him the same level of leeway?

                  Because I've noticed that from time to time you have a tendency to be just a teensy weensy more critical of the hearts of men when it comes to your more progressive brethren.

                  I was only joking

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                  • JollyJ Jolly

                    @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                    Change could start with you.

                    I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                    Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                    Exactly.

                    Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                    Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                    https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

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                    #34

                    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                    Change could start with you.

                    I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                    Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                    Exactly.

                    Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                    Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                    https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                    Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

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                      #35

                      Shows how little you know of what you're talking about. The Gideons don't distribute Bibles to just anybody. Local representatives contact local people and place or give Bibles where allowed. As a local Gideon, you would be working with hospital and military chaplains, hotel owners, etc. You will not distribute Bibles in a church.

                      While you're doing that, you'll also be speaking in front of churches and civic groups, trying to solicit donations to keep the organization funded.

                      Now, be my guest and pitch in.

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                        Back to Trump...

                        As I said, this Bible is a Lee Greenwood product. Trump has licensed his name to it.

                        Again, it is overpriced, depending on binding, size, etc. OTOH, Bibles, even the KJV are not cheap, not for quality printing and binding.

                        When did you last buy a Bible?

                        I suspect, if you bought something like a Scofield, Thompson Chain Reference, Amplified or one of the several study Bibles such as MacArthur 's, you paid anywhere between $40-$100.

                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                        • 89th8 89th

                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                          Change could start with you.

                          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                          Exactly.

                          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                          Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                          https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                          Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

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                          Jolly
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                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                          Change could start with you.

                          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                          Exactly.

                          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                          Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                          https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                          Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

                          Now, the coup de grace...

                          Tell me 89th...If you knew of a politician who wanted another man's wife so badly, he seduced her and screwed her. Finding out later that the woman was pregnant, he arranged to have her husband killed.

                          Would you say that was worse than what Trump has done?

                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            Hang on, I knew I've seen this somewhere before. Big Dan? Meet Big Don!

                            Link to video

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                            • JollyJ Jolly

                              Shows how little you know of what you're talking about. The Gideons don't distribute Bibles to just anybody. Local representatives contact local people and place or give Bibles where allowed. As a local Gideon, you would be working with hospital and military chaplains, hotel owners, etc. You will not distribute Bibles in a church.

                              While you're doing that, you'll also be speaking in front of churches and civic groups, trying to solicit donations to keep the organization funded.

                              Now, be my guest and pitch in.

                              89th8 Offline
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                              @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                              Shows how little you know of what you're talking about. The Gideons don't distribute Bibles to just anybody. Local representatives contact local people and place or give Bibles where allowed. As a local Gideon, you would be working with hospital and military chaplains, hotel owners, etc. You will not distribute Bibles in a church.

                              While you're doing that, you'll also be speaking in front of churches and civic groups, trying to solicit donations to keep the organization funded.

                              Now, be my guest and pitch in.

                              What are you talking about? I literally said Trump's response to the gideon link would be to ask how he could make personal money from it.

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                              • JollyJ Jolly

                                @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                                Change could start with you.

                                I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                                Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                                Exactly.

                                Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                                Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                                https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                                Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

                                Now, the coup de grace...

                                Tell me 89th...If you knew of a politician who wanted another man's wife so badly, he seduced her and screwed her. Finding out later that the woman was pregnant, he arranged to have her husband killed.

                                Would you say that was worse than what Trump has done?

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                                @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                Now, the coup de grace...

                                Tell me 89th...If you knew of a politician who wanted another man's wife so badly, he seduced her and screwed her. Finding out later that the woman was pregnant, he arranged to have her husband killed.

                                Would you say that was worse than what Trump has done?

                                Ha! The fact that's even a question says enough about Trump.

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                                  In Magaworld “there exists a person even worse” is a valid character defense of the Dear Leader.

                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                    Yeah - I can get the argument that Trump is a wrecking ball. I don't understand why he has to be a virtuous wrecking ball.

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                                      In Magaworld “there exists a person even worse” is a valid character defense of the Dear Leader.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                      In Magaworld “there exists a person even worse” is a valid character defense of the Dear Leader.

                                      I guess that makes Trump no worse than any other demagogue at large.

                                      Elbows up!

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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        In Magaworld “there exists a person even worse” is a valid character defense of the Dear Leader.

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                                        @jon-nyc said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                        In Magaworld “there exists a person even worse” is a valid character defense of the Dear Leader.

                                        Sorry, but I'm referring to David and Bathsheba, as I figured even a cursory scholar of the Bible would know. David was not perfect. In fact, he was a deeply flawed man. But God chose him to do some mighty things within his life. Sometimes God has used flawed men for his purposes. David conquered Jerusalem and united Israel. He defeated the Philistines so badly, they never bothered Israel again. And David brought the border of Israel al the way to the sea. God made a covenant with David, promising that a king from his line would rule forever.

                                        That king was Jesus Christ.

                                        Trump isn't David. But never doubt that God can work through less than perfect people.

                                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        • JollyJ Jolly

                                          @jon-nyc said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          In Magaworld “there exists a person even worse” is a valid character defense of the Dear Leader.

                                          Sorry, but I'm referring to David and Bathsheba, as I figured even a cursory scholar of the Bible would know. David was not perfect. In fact, he was a deeply flawed man. But God chose him to do some mighty things within his life. Sometimes God has used flawed men for his purposes. David conquered Jerusalem and united Israel. He defeated the Philistines so badly, they never bothered Israel again. And David brought the border of Israel al the way to the sea. God made a covenant with David, promising that a king from his line would rule forever.

                                          That king was Jesus Christ.

                                          Trump isn't David. But never doubt that God can work through less than perfect people.

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                                          @Jolly

                                          ..If you knew of a politician who wanted another man's wife so badly, he seduced her and screwed her. Finding out later that the woman was pregnant, he arranged to have her husband killed.

                                          Later:

                                          Sorry, but I'm referring to David and Bathsheba….

                                          Be on your way! I was sure you were referring to Slick Willie Clinton.

                                          ….pretty sure the yarn about David is just that, a yarn. You were sharing the good gossip about the Clintons again.

                                          Elbows up!

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