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  • 8 89th
    27 Mar 2024, 16:03

    Exactly.

    Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

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    89th
    wrote on 27 Mar 2024, 16:04 last edited by 89th
    #18

    @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

    World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

    Change could start with you.

    I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

    Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

    Exactly.

    Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

    J 1 Reply Last reply 28 Mar 2024, 03:11
    • D Doctor Phibes
      27 Mar 2024, 16:03

      @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

      Donald Trump, the American Moses

      Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.

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      Renauda
      wrote on 27 Mar 2024, 16:19 last edited by
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      @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

      @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

      Donald Trump, the American Moses

      Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.

      Or the Grim Grifter.

      Elbows up!

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      • R Renauda
        27 Mar 2024, 16:19

        @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

        @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

        Donald Trump, the American Moses

        Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.

        Or the Grim Grifter.

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        Axtremus
        wrote on 27 Mar 2024, 19:43 last edited by
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        @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

        Or the Grim Grifter.

        FWIW, I considered posting this in the Never-Ending Grift thread but decided to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.

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        • A Axtremus
          27 Mar 2024, 19:43

          @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

          Or the Grim Grifter.

          FWIW, I considered posting this in the Never-Ending Grift thread but decided to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.

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          Renauda
          wrote on 27 Mar 2024, 21:21 last edited by Renauda
          #21

          @Axtremus

          Better that you decided that grift of this degree of profanity deserves its own thread. Good call.

          Elbows up!

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            George K
            wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 00:56 last edited by
            #22

            Hold my beer...

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Renauda
              wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 01:10 last edited by
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              C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.

              Elbows up!

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                Axtremus
                wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 01:15 last edited by
                #24

                For Biden, I was thinking the Catechism given his Catholic background.

                But that's insufficient red meat to attract clicks and probably too obscure a reference for the general population to "get" anyway. :man-shrugging:

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                • A Axtremus
                  28 Mar 2024, 01:15

                  For Biden, I was thinking the Catechism given his Catholic background.

                  But that's insufficient red meat to attract clicks and probably too obscure a reference for the general population to "get" anyway. :man-shrugging:

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                  George K
                  wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 01:23 last edited by
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                  @Axtremus said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                  his Catholic background

                  LOL

                  You really went there, didn't you?

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • R Renauda
                    28 Mar 2024, 01:10

                    C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 01:23 last edited by
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                    @Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                    C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.

                    LOL

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • D Doctor Phibes
                      27 Mar 2024, 15:36

                      @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                      World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                      Change could start with you.

                      I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                      Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

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                      Jolly
                      wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 02:58 last edited by
                      #27

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                      And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                      On what basis do you refute his statement?

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                      D 1 Reply Last reply 28 Mar 2024, 03:47
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                        89th
                        wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 03:08 last edited by
                        #28

                        Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

                        I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

                        J 1 Reply Last reply 28 Mar 2024, 03:12
                        • 8 89th
                          27 Mar 2024, 16:04

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                          Change could start with you.

                          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                          Exactly.

                          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

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                          Jolly
                          wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 03:11 last edited by
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                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                          Change could start with you.

                          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                          Exactly.

                          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                          Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                          https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                          • 8 89th
                            28 Mar 2024, 03:08

                            Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

                            I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

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                            Jolly
                            wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 03:12 last edited by
                            #30

                            @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                            Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

                            I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

                            So, you know the hearts of men?

                            Are you bucking for Jesus' job?

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                            D 1 Reply Last reply 28 Mar 2024, 11:26
                            • J Jolly
                              28 Mar 2024, 02:58

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                              And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                              On what basis do you refute his statement?

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                              Doctor Phibes
                              wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 03:47 last edited by
                              #31

                              @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                              And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                              On what basis do you refute his statement?

                              Seriously?

                              As we say in physics when discussing whether all the air molecules in the room could suddenly throw a chair up in the air, it’s not impossible, just highly improbable.

                              I was only joking

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 10:50 last edited by
                                #32

                                No doubt the proceeds will fund his legal defense related to the porn star he fucked while his wife was home nursing their new baby.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                • J Jolly
                                  28 Mar 2024, 03:12

                                  @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                  Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?

                                  I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.

                                  So, you know the hearts of men?

                                  Are you bucking for Jesus' job?

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 11:26 last edited by
                                  #33

                                  @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                  So, you know the hearts of men?

                                  Are you bucking for Jesus' job?

                                  If this was Bill Clinton, can you honestly say you'd give him the same level of leeway?

                                  Because I've noticed that from time to time you have a tendency to be just a teensy weensy more critical of the hearts of men when it comes to your more progressive brethren.

                                  I was only joking

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                                  • J Jolly
                                    28 Mar 2024, 03:11

                                    @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                                    Change could start with you.

                                    I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                                    Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                                    Exactly.

                                    Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                                    Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                                    https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

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                                    89th
                                    wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 11:35 last edited by 89th
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                                    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                    World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                                    Change could start with you.

                                    I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                                    Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                                    Exactly.

                                    Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                                    Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                                    https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                                    Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

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                                      Jolly
                                      wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 11:46 last edited by Jolly
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                                      Shows how little you know of what you're talking about. The Gideons don't distribute Bibles to just anybody. Local representatives contact local people and place or give Bibles where allowed. As a local Gideon, you would be working with hospital and military chaplains, hotel owners, etc. You will not distribute Bibles in a church.

                                      While you're doing that, you'll also be speaking in front of churches and civic groups, trying to solicit donations to keep the organization funded.

                                      Now, be my guest and pitch in.

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        Jolly
                                        wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 12:43 last edited by
                                        #36

                                        Back to Trump...

                                        As I said, this Bible is a Lee Greenwood product. Trump has licensed his name to it.

                                        Again, it is overpriced, depending on binding, size, etc. OTOH, Bibles, even the KJV are not cheap, not for quality printing and binding.

                                        When did you last buy a Bible?

                                        I suspect, if you bought something like a Scofield, Thompson Chain Reference, Amplified or one of the several study Bibles such as MacArthur 's, you paid anywhere between $40-$100.

                                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        • 8 89th
                                          28 Mar 2024, 11:35

                                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                                          Change could start with you.

                                          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                                          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                                          Exactly.

                                          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                                          Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                                          https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                                          Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

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                                          Jolly
                                          wrote on 28 Mar 2024, 12:48 last edited by
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                                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          @Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

                                          World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

                                          Change could start with you.

                                          I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

                                          Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

                                          Exactly.

                                          Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

                                          Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...

                                          https://www.gotquestions.org/Gideons-International.html

                                          Exactly, you should send that link to Trump since he's interested in spreading the Word. But he might come back and ask, "How do I make money from this to fund my legal defense related to the porn star I fucked while my wife Mercedes was home nursing our new baby."

                                          Now, the coup de grace...

                                          Tell me 89th...If you knew of a politician who wanted another man's wife so badly, he seduced her and screwed her. Finding out later that the woman was pregnant, he arranged to have her husband killed.

                                          Would you say that was worse than what Trump has done?

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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