Trump Sells $59.99 Bible

[Axtremus]

@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

4. The publisher is presently unknown.

Wait, what are they hiding?

With Kristi Noem’s “Smile Texas” ad, at least we know who the service provider is.

[Doctor Phibes]

With all his biblical reading I wonder if he ever figured out that the 7 Deadly Sins wasn't intended to be a bucket list.

[Jolly]

World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

Change could start with you.

[Jolly]

@Axtremus said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

4. The publisher is presently unknown.

Wait, what are they hiding?

With Kristi Noem’s “Smile Texas” ad, at least we know who the service provider is.

I'm not your Google mommy.

Sniff it out yourself

[xenon]

If I remember correctly, Jesus loves vendors in the temple.

[Jolly]

@xenon said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

If I remember correctly, Jesus loves vendors in the temple.

You don't.

Go back and read your Bible

[Wim]

@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

Change could start with you.

Proselitism never has proven to be a good thing.

[Jolly]

@Wim said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

Change could start with you.

Proselitism never has proven to be a good thing.

It's a basic belief. If you had Good News, would you not wish to share it?

[89th]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

With all his biblical reading I wonder if he ever figured out that the 7 Deadly Sins wasn't intended to be a bucket list.

POTD

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

Change could start with you.

I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

[Renauda]

“All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” Mr. Trump said in the video posted on Truth Social. “I’m proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again.”

Source: https://www.post-gazette.com/news/politics-nation/2024/03/26/trump-bibles-legal-bills-president-biden/stories/202403260119

I really like the imperative order of the last sentence. Donald Trump, the American Moses, turning good news into bad news one mendacious word after another.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

Donald Trump, the American Moses

Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.

[89th]

Exactly.

Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

[89th]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.

Change could start with you.

I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.

Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.

Exactly.

Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

Donald Trump, the American Moses

Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.

Or the Grim Grifter.

[Axtremus]

@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:

Or the Grim Grifter.

FWIW, I considered posting this in the Never-Ending Grift thread but decided to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.

[Renauda]

@Axtremus

Better that you decided that grift of this degree of profanity deserves its own thread. Good call.

[George K]

Hold my beer...

[Renauda]

C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.

[Axtremus]

For Biden, I was thinking the Catechism given his Catholic background.

But that's insufficient red meat to attract clicks and probably too obscure a reference for the general population to "get" anyway.