Trump Sells $59.99 Bible
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With all his biblical reading I wonder if he ever figured out that the 7 Deadly Sins wasn't intended to be a bucket list.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
With all his biblical reading I wonder if he ever figured out that the 7 Deadly Sins wasn't intended to be a bucket list.
POTD
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World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.
Change could start with you.
@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.
Change could start with you.
I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.
Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
I was only joking
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“All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” Mr. Trump said in the video posted on Truth Social. “I’m proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again.”
I really like the imperative order of the last sentence. Donald Trump, the American Moses, turning good news into bad news one mendacious word after another.
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“All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” Mr. Trump said in the video posted on Truth Social. “I’m proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again.”
I really like the imperative order of the last sentence. Donald Trump, the American Moses, turning good news into bad news one mendacious word after another.
@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Donald Trump, the American Moses
Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.
I was only joking
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Exactly.
Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.
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Exactly.
Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.
Change could start with you.
I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.
Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
Exactly.
Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.
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@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Donald Trump, the American Moses
Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Donald Trump, the American Moses
Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.
Or the Grim Grifter.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Donald Trump, the American Moses
Thutmoses, perhaps. He's certainly got the decor.
Or the Grim Grifter.
@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Or the Grim Grifter.
FWIW, I considered posting this in the Never-Ending Grift thread but decided to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.
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@Renauda said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Or the Grim Grifter.
FWIW, I considered posting this in the Never-Ending Grift thread but decided to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.
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For Biden, I was thinking the Catechism given his Catholic background.
But that's insufficient red meat to attract clicks and probably too obscure a reference for the general population to "get" anyway. :man-shrugging:
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C’mon George, you know very well that Biden, the nominal Catholic he is, would release an edition of the New Jerusalem Bible.
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@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.
Change could start with you.
I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.
Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
On what basis do you refute his statement?
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?
I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.
Change could start with you.
I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.
Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
Exactly.
Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.
@89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
World might be a better place if more people read and followed the Bible.
Change could start with you.
I have absolutely no problem with people reading the Bible, and even better maybe taking some of the teachings to heart.
Billionaire politicians licensing it to raise money is pretty fucking sad. And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
Exactly.
Now if Trump used his billions of dollars fortune to give every adult in the USA who doesn't have a bible in their home (74,820,000 btw), it would only cost him $748 million. WWJD? Clearly Trump values people having the bible over making money off of selling it.
Since you have a desire to distribute Bibles, let me be of assistance...
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?
I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.
@89th said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
Besides his very very long and extremely public record of lying or making shit up?
I remember when he was asked what’s a verse that inspires him and he didn’t want to name any verse. It was very personal to him you know. And then asked if he was more of an Old Testament or New Testament guy, and he said oh you know, both and said it’s a great book, and the only one better than his Art of the Deal book.
So, you know the hearts of men?
Are you bucking for Jesus' job?
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
On what basis do you refute his statement?
@Jolly said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump Sells $59.99 Bible:
And if you believe it's really Donny's favourite book, I have a large semi-collapsed bridge to sell you.
On what basis do you refute his statement?
Seriously?
As we say in physics when discussing whether all the air molecules in the room could suddenly throw a chair up in the air, it’s not impossible, just highly improbable.
