Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition

[89th]

LOL

[George K]

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[Aqua Letifer]

@George-K said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

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I think I'm officially old because I hate the fact that because of how social media works, it was this guy's first inclination to do this.

[jon-nyc]

[Ivorythumper]

@89th said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

https://slapchris.com/

I got to 69 km/h

Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

[George K]

[Klaus]

Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

[jon-nyc]

me neither.

Mac or phone.

[Jolly]

The Academy ought to pay Smith. It's the most publicity they've had in decades.

[George K]

@Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

Make the window as small as possible...

[taiwan_girl]

That is a funny game!

[Klaus]

And their April fool's today is to slap Smith

[Klaus]

I couldn't help but peek at the code to understand how I can get the best speed, but instead I found some easter eggs.

const byPassMinify=`// Hello there fellow nerd. Couldn't help sneaking a peak at the code huh?
// This project was pulled together VERY quickly, so please don't judge!
// There's some odd code choices here, but if it works, it works.
// I'll be working on cleaning it and publicly releasing soon.
// In the meantime, feel free to email info@slapchris.com with ideas, questions, suggestions or bugs!`;function preventBehavior(e){e.preventDefault();}
document.addEventListener("touchmove",preventBehavior,{passive:false,});function Face(){this.graphics={face:chris,slapLeft:slapLeft,slapRight:slapRight,};this.iWidth=253;this.iHeight=306;this.ratio=2.5;this.padding=30/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.gravity=0.2;this.velocity_x=0;this.velocity_y=0;this.ypos=height/2-this.height;this.xpos=W-this.width-20;this.collision=false;if(!!isAprilFools&&!disableAprilFools){this.graphics={face:will,slapLeft:will_slapLeft,slapRight:will_slapRight,};}
this.show=function(){image(this.graphics.face,this.xpos,this.ypos,this.width,this.height);noFill();noStroke();rect(this.xpos,this.ypos,100,100);};this.update=function(){this.minY=this.height/2;this.maxY=height-this.height/2;this.velocity_y=this.velocity_y+this.gravity;this.ypos=this.ypos+this.velocity_y;this.xpos=this.xpos+this.velocity_x;this.velocity_x=this.velocity_x*0.99;};}
function Hand(){this.iHeight=120;this.iWidth=120;this.ratio=1.2;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.v_speed=0;this.gravity=0.5;this.ypos=height/2-100;this.xpos=10;this.drag=false;this.v_speed_x=0;this.isFish=false;const getHandImg=()=>{if(startScreen===1){return handstart;}
if(Math.random()<0.0001||secretCounter>=16){this.isFish=true;return fishHand;}
if(Math.random()<0.004){return Math.random()>0.5?rarehand1:rarehand2;}

Look at the last two lines. Apparently you sometimes get a "rare hand" and even less commonly a "fish hand", which have both a different image and a different sound. For instance, this is the fish slapping sound.

[Klaus]

Oh, he has a "secret counter":

function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}

In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

[Horace]

@Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

Oh, he has a "secret counter":

function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}

In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

I’ve fish slapped people for less.

[Axtremus]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-chris-rock-oscars-2022-slap-will-packer-1235123455/

Oscars producer explains why Will Smith was not removed. Because Chris Rock did not want to escalate.

[George K]

[Copper]

nice

[Horace]

The best comment I've heard about this is from Jim Carrey of all people. Something about how he was most disgusted by the audience and its reaction. Hollywood's vacuous pseudo virtuous group think laid bare, as they simply lacked the personal instincts, en masse, to react appropriately to the situation. They could only clap like primates, because all the other high status primates around them were clapping. Those people wouldn't know virtue if it Rock slapped them across the face.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Horace said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

The best comment I've heard about this is from Jim Carrey of all people.

The second best comment, I think you'll find...

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