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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
    wrote on last edited by
    #86

    Chris said something about it today:

    Rock made his first public remarks about the incident. He was greeted by the audience at Boston’s Wilbur Theater with two back-to-back standing ovations, lasting several minutes.

    “Let me be all misty and s***,” Rock said with tears in his eyes, gesturing to the crowd’s warm response.

    “How was your weekend?” he quipped, to which the audience responded with laughter.

    “I don’t have a bunch of s*** about what happened, so if you came to hear that, I had like a whole show I wrote before this weekend. And I’m still kind of processing what happened, so at some point I’ll talk about that s***. And it’ll be serious and it’ll be funny, but right now I’m going to tell some jokes.”

    I guess those who think it was set up, must think he's really committed to the bit.

    Probably wouldn't be very much fun to be bitch slapped in front of the world.

    Education is extremely important.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #87

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • 89th8 Online
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        89th
        wrote on last edited by
        #88

        LOL

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #89

          Link to video

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            Link to video

            Aqua LetiferA Offline
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            Aqua Letifer
            wrote on last edited by
            #90

            @George-K said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

            Link to video

            I think I'm officially old because I hate the fact that because of how social media works, it was this guy's first inclination to do this.

            Please love yourself.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #91

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • 89th8 89th

                https://slapchris.com/

                I got to 69 km/h

                Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

                IvorythumperI Offline
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                Ivorythumper
                wrote on last edited by
                #92

                @89th said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                https://slapchris.com/

                I got to 69 km/h

                Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

                2022-03-31 (2).png

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #93

                  Screen Shot 2022-03-31 at 2.30.23 PM.png

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • KlausK Online
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                    Klaus
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #94

                    Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

                    I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #95

                      me neither.

                      Mac or phone.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • JollyJ Offline
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                        Jolly
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #96

                        The Academy ought to pay Smith. It's the most publicity they've had in decades.

                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                        • KlausK Klaus

                          Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

                          I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

                          George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #97

                          @Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                          Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

                          I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

                          Make the window as small as possible...

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • taiwan_girlT Offline
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                            taiwan_girl
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                            #98

                            That is a funny game!

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                            • KlausK Online
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                              Klaus
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #99

                              And their April fool's today is to slap Smith 😀

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                              • KlausK Online
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                                Klaus
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #100

                                I couldn't help but peek at the code to understand how I can get the best speed, but instead I found some easter eggs.

                                const byPassMinify=`// Hello there fellow nerd. Couldn't help sneaking a peak at the code huh?
                                // This project was pulled together VERY quickly, so please don't judge!
                                // There's some odd code choices here, but if it works, it works.
                                // I'll be working on cleaning it and publicly releasing soon.
                                // In the meantime, feel free to email info@slapchris.com with ideas, questions, suggestions or bugs!`;function preventBehavior(e){e.preventDefault();}
                                document.addEventListener("touchmove",preventBehavior,{passive:false,});function Face(){this.graphics={face:chris,slapLeft:slapLeft,slapRight:slapRight,};this.iWidth=253;this.iHeight=306;this.ratio=2.5;this.padding=30/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.gravity=0.2;this.velocity_x=0;this.velocity_y=0;this.ypos=height/2-this.height;this.xpos=W-this.width-20;this.collision=false;if(!!isAprilFools&&!disableAprilFools){this.graphics={face:will,slapLeft:will_slapLeft,slapRight:will_slapRight,};}
                                this.show=function(){image(this.graphics.face,this.xpos,this.ypos,this.width,this.height);noFill();noStroke();rect(this.xpos,this.ypos,100,100);};this.update=function(){this.minY=this.height/2;this.maxY=height-this.height/2;this.velocity_y=this.velocity_y+this.gravity;this.ypos=this.ypos+this.velocity_y;this.xpos=this.xpos+this.velocity_x;this.velocity_x=this.velocity_x*0.99;};}
                                function Hand(){this.iHeight=120;this.iWidth=120;this.ratio=1.2;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.v_speed=0;this.gravity=0.5;this.ypos=height/2-100;this.xpos=10;this.drag=false;this.v_speed_x=0;this.isFish=false;const getHandImg=()=>{if(startScreen===1){return handstart;}
                                if(Math.random()<0.0001||secretCounter>=16){this.isFish=true;return fishHand;}
                                if(Math.random()<0.004){return Math.random()>0.5?rarehand1:rarehand2;}
                                

                                Look at the last two lines. Apparently you sometimes get a "rare hand" and even less commonly a "fish hand", which have both a different image and a different sound. For instance, this is the fish slapping sound.

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                                • KlausK Online
                                  KlausK Online
                                  Klaus
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #101

                                  Oh, he has a "secret counter":

                                  function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}
                                  

                                  In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

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                                  • KlausK Klaus

                                    Oh, he has a "secret counter":

                                    function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}
                                    

                                    In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

                                    HoraceH Offline
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                                    Horace
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #102

                                    @Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                                    Oh, he has a "secret counter":

                                    function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}
                                    

                                    In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

                                    I’ve fish slapped people for less.

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      Axtremus
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #103

                                      https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-chris-rock-oscars-2022-slap-will-packer-1235123455/

                                      Oscars producer explains why Will Smith was not removed. Because Chris Rock did not want to escalate.

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                                      • George KG Offline
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #104

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • CopperC Online
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                                          Copper
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #105

                                          nice

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