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  • 89th8 Online
    89th8 Online
    89th
    wrote on last edited by
    #84

    https://slapchris.com/

    I got to 69 km/h

    Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

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    • 89th8 89th

      I bet maybe a producer came up to Smith at one point and asked if he wanted to leave the ceremony, and I strongly doubt anyone actually asked Smith to leave. Again, for a while people didn't know if Rock/Smith had a rehearsed bit, plus Smith was a favorite to win an award later in the show.

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      Horace
      wrote on last edited by
      #85

      @89th said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

      I bet maybe a producer came up to Smith at one point and asked if he wanted to leave the ceremony, and I strongly doubt anyone actually asked Smith to leave.

      I smell something fishy as well.

      I guess that makes us conspiracy theorists.

      Education is extremely important.

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      • HoraceH Offline
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        Horace
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        #86

        Chris said something about it today:

        Rock made his first public remarks about the incident. He was greeted by the audience at Boston’s Wilbur Theater with two back-to-back standing ovations, lasting several minutes.

        “Let me be all misty and s***,” Rock said with tears in his eyes, gesturing to the crowd’s warm response.

        “How was your weekend?” he quipped, to which the audience responded with laughter.

        “I don’t have a bunch of s*** about what happened, so if you came to hear that, I had like a whole show I wrote before this weekend. And I’m still kind of processing what happened, so at some point I’ll talk about that s***. And it’ll be serious and it’ll be funny, but right now I’m going to tell some jokes.”

        I guess those who think it was set up, must think he's really committed to the bit.

        Probably wouldn't be very much fun to be bitch slapped in front of the world.

        Education is extremely important.

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          jon-nyc
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          #87

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • 89th8 Online
            89th8 Online
            89th
            wrote on last edited by
            #88

            LOL

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #89

              Link to video

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                Link to video

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                Aqua Letifer
                wrote on last edited by
                #90

                @George-K said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                Link to video

                I think I'm officially old because I hate the fact that because of how social media works, it was this guy's first inclination to do this.

                Please love yourself.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #91

                  6000F905-8B33-443D-B221-154C079B95EC.jpeg

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • 89th8 89th

                    https://slapchris.com/

                    I got to 69 km/h

                    Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

                    IvorythumperI Offline
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                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #92

                    @89th said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                    https://slapchris.com/

                    I got to 69 km/h

                    Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

                    2022-03-31 (2).png

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #93

                      Screen Shot 2022-03-31 at 2.30.23 PM.png

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • KlausK Offline
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                        Klaus
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                        #94

                        Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

                        I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

                        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #95

                          me neither.

                          Mac or phone.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • JollyJ Offline
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                            The Academy ought to pay Smith. It's the most publicity they've had in decades.

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            • KlausK Klaus

                              Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

                              I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

                              George KG Offline
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                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #97

                              @Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                              Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

                              I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

                              Make the window as small as possible...

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • taiwan_girlT Offline
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                                taiwan_girl
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #98

                                That is a funny game!

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                                • KlausK Offline
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                                  Klaus
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                                  #99

                                  And their April fool's today is to slap Smith 😀

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                                  • KlausK Offline
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                                    Klaus
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #100

                                    I couldn't help but peek at the code to understand how I can get the best speed, but instead I found some easter eggs.

                                    const byPassMinify=`// Hello there fellow nerd. Couldn't help sneaking a peak at the code huh?
                                    // This project was pulled together VERY quickly, so please don't judge!
                                    // There's some odd code choices here, but if it works, it works.
                                    // I'll be working on cleaning it and publicly releasing soon.
                                    // In the meantime, feel free to email info@slapchris.com with ideas, questions, suggestions or bugs!`;function preventBehavior(e){e.preventDefault();}
                                    document.addEventListener("touchmove",preventBehavior,{passive:false,});function Face(){this.graphics={face:chris,slapLeft:slapLeft,slapRight:slapRight,};this.iWidth=253;this.iHeight=306;this.ratio=2.5;this.padding=30/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.gravity=0.2;this.velocity_x=0;this.velocity_y=0;this.ypos=height/2-this.height;this.xpos=W-this.width-20;this.collision=false;if(!!isAprilFools&&!disableAprilFools){this.graphics={face:will,slapLeft:will_slapLeft,slapRight:will_slapRight,};}
                                    this.show=function(){image(this.graphics.face,this.xpos,this.ypos,this.width,this.height);noFill();noStroke();rect(this.xpos,this.ypos,100,100);};this.update=function(){this.minY=this.height/2;this.maxY=height-this.height/2;this.velocity_y=this.velocity_y+this.gravity;this.ypos=this.ypos+this.velocity_y;this.xpos=this.xpos+this.velocity_x;this.velocity_x=this.velocity_x*0.99;};}
                                    function Hand(){this.iHeight=120;this.iWidth=120;this.ratio=1.2;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.v_speed=0;this.gravity=0.5;this.ypos=height/2-100;this.xpos=10;this.drag=false;this.v_speed_x=0;this.isFish=false;const getHandImg=()=>{if(startScreen===1){return handstart;}
                                    if(Math.random()<0.0001||secretCounter>=16){this.isFish=true;return fishHand;}
                                    if(Math.random()<0.004){return Math.random()>0.5?rarehand1:rarehand2;}
                                    

                                    Look at the last two lines. Apparently you sometimes get a "rare hand" and even less commonly a "fish hand", which have both a different image and a different sound. For instance, this is the fish slapping sound.

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                                    • KlausK Offline
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                                      Klaus
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #101

                                      Oh, he has a "secret counter":

                                      function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}
                                      

                                      In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

                                      HoraceH 1 Reply Last reply
                                      • KlausK Klaus

                                        Oh, he has a "secret counter":

                                        function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}
                                        

                                        In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

                                        HoraceH Offline
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                                        Horace
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #102

                                        @Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

                                        Oh, he has a "secret counter":

                                        function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}
                                        

                                        In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

                                        I’ve fish slapped people for less.

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          Axtremus
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                                          https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-chris-rock-oscars-2022-slap-will-packer-1235123455/

                                          Oscars producer explains why Will Smith was not removed. Because Chris Rock did not want to escalate.

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