Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition

[89th]

I bet maybe a producer came up to Smith at one point and asked if he wanted to leave the ceremony, and I strongly doubt anyone actually asked Smith to leave. Again, for a while people didn't know if Rock/Smith had a rehearsed bit, plus Smith was a favorite to win an award later in the show.

[89th]

https://slapchris.com/

I got to 69 km/h

Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

[Horace]

@89th said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

I bet maybe a producer came up to Smith at one point and asked if he wanted to leave the ceremony, and I strongly doubt anyone actually asked Smith to leave.

I smell something fishy as well.

I guess that makes us conspiracy theorists.

[Horace]

Chris said something about it today:

Rock made his first public remarks about the incident. He was greeted by the audience at Boston’s Wilbur Theater with two back-to-back standing ovations, lasting several minutes.

“Let me be all misty and s***,” Rock said with tears in his eyes, gesturing to the crowd’s warm response.

“How was your weekend?” he quipped, to which the audience responded with laughter.

“I don’t have a bunch of s*** about what happened, so if you came to hear that, I had like a whole show I wrote before this weekend. And I’m still kind of processing what happened, so at some point I’ll talk about that s***. And it’ll be serious and it’ll be funny, but right now I’m going to tell some jokes.”

I guess those who think it was set up, must think he's really committed to the bit.

Probably wouldn't be very much fun to be bitch slapped in front of the world.

[jon-nyc]

[89th]

LOL

[George K]

Link to video

[Aqua Letifer]

@George-K said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

Link to video

I think I'm officially old because I hate the fact that because of how social media works, it was this guy's first inclination to do this.

[jon-nyc]

[Ivorythumper]

@89th said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

https://slapchris.com/

I got to 69 km/h

Sound on to appreciate any scores above 30 km/h btw

[George K]

[Klaus]

Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

[jon-nyc]

me neither.

Mac or phone.

[Jolly]

The Academy ought to pay Smith. It's the most publicity they've had in decades.

[George K]

@Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

Damn, I can't get more than 29 km/h.

I blame my wireless Apple mouse.

Make the window as small as possible...

[taiwan_girl]

That is a funny game!

[Klaus]

And their April fool's today is to slap Smith

[Klaus]

I couldn't help but peek at the code to understand how I can get the best speed, but instead I found some easter eggs.

const byPassMinify=`// Hello there fellow nerd. Couldn't help sneaking a peak at the code huh?
// This project was pulled together VERY quickly, so please don't judge!
// There's some odd code choices here, but if it works, it works.
// I'll be working on cleaning it and publicly releasing soon.
// In the meantime, feel free to email info@slapchris.com with ideas, questions, suggestions or bugs!`;function preventBehavior(e){e.preventDefault();}
document.addEventListener("touchmove",preventBehavior,{passive:false,});function Face(){this.graphics={face:chris,slapLeft:slapLeft,slapRight:slapRight,};this.iWidth=253;this.iHeight=306;this.ratio=2.5;this.padding=30/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.gravity=0.2;this.velocity_x=0;this.velocity_y=0;this.ypos=height/2-this.height;this.xpos=W-this.width-20;this.collision=false;if(!!isAprilFools&&!disableAprilFools){this.graphics={face:will,slapLeft:will_slapLeft,slapRight:will_slapRight,};}
this.show=function(){image(this.graphics.face,this.xpos,this.ypos,this.width,this.height);noFill();noStroke();rect(this.xpos,this.ypos,100,100);};this.update=function(){this.minY=this.height/2;this.maxY=height-this.height/2;this.velocity_y=this.velocity_y+this.gravity;this.ypos=this.ypos+this.velocity_y;this.xpos=this.xpos+this.velocity_x;this.velocity_x=this.velocity_x*0.99;};}
function Hand(){this.iHeight=120;this.iWidth=120;this.ratio=1.2;this.height=this.iHeight/this.ratio;this.width=this.iWidth/this.ratio;this.v_speed=0;this.gravity=0.5;this.ypos=height/2-100;this.xpos=10;this.drag=false;this.v_speed_x=0;this.isFish=false;const getHandImg=()=>{if(startScreen===1){return handstart;}
if(Math.random()<0.0001||secretCounter>=16){this.isFish=true;return fishHand;}
if(Math.random()<0.004){return Math.random()>0.5?rarehand1:rarehand2;}

Look at the last two lines. Apparently you sometimes get a "rare hand" and even less commonly a "fish hand", which have both a different image and a different sound. For instance, this is the fish slapping sound.

[Klaus]

Oh, he has a "secret counter":

function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}

In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

[Horace]

@Klaus said in Academy Awards - Will Smith Edition:

Oh, he has a "secret counter":

function swapUnit(){secretCounter+=1;if(secretCounter===16){slapsfxfish.play();resetGame();}

In plain English, if you change the unit from metric to imperial 16 times, you get the fish slap!

I’ve fish slapped people for less.