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And then the murders began.

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    #11

    In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

    And then the murders began.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. And then the murders began.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

        And then the murders began.

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        #13

        @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

        In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

        And then the murders began.

        That was the first one I posted.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG George K

          @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

          In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

          And then the murders began.

          That was the first one I posted.

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          #14

          @George-K said in And then the murders began.:

          @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

          In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

          And then the murders began.

          That was the first one I posted.

          Pwn3d! And then the murders began.

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          • HoraceH Offline
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            That marked the first time a joke had been plagiarized on TNCR. And then the murders began.

            Education is extremely important.

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              The truth is, if old Major Dover hadn’t dropped dead at Taunton races Jim would never have come to Thursgood’s at all. And then the murders began.

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                Jeeves placed the sizzling eggs and b. on the breakfast table, and Reginald (Kipper) Herring and I, licking the lips, squared our elbows and got down to it. And then the murders began.

                I was only joking

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Idiots. And then the murders began.

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                      The quantity of matter is the measure of the same, arising from its density and bulk conjunctly. And then the murders began.

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                        When on board H.M.S. Beagle as naturalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of the organic beings inhabiting South America, and in the geological relations of the present to the past inhabitants of that continent. And then the murders began.

                        I was only joking

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                        • bachophileB Offline
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                          In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

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                            Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.

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                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

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                              @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                              When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

                              This also works with our other ending…

                              When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow, Mr Bond.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • bachophileB bachophile

                                In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

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                                @bachophile said in And then the murders began.:

                                In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

                                :spittake:

                                The Brad

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                                  And then the murders began...

                                  The Brad

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