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And then the murders began.

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  • KlausK Offline
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    I bet it works meta-circularly, too.

    The first line of almost any story can be improved by making sure the second line is, "And then the murders began." And then the murders began.

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    • 89th8 Offline
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      Hahaha this is terrific.

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      • Catseye3C Offline
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        “Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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          When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

          I was only joking

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          • Catseye3C Catseye3

            “Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

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            @Catseye3 said in And then the murders began.:

            “Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

            That's perfect.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              #10

              It really works in Jaws.

              The great fish moved silently through the night water, propelled by short sweeps of its crescent tail. And then the murders began.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                #11

                In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                And then the murders began.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. And then the murders began.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                    And then the murders began.

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                    @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                    In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                    And then the murders began.

                    That was the first one I posted.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

                      @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                      In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                      And then the murders began.

                      That was the first one I posted.

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                      #14

                      @George-K said in And then the murders began.:

                      @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                      In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                      And then the murders began.

                      That was the first one I posted.

                      Pwn3d! And then the murders began.

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                      • HoraceH Offline
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                        That marked the first time a joke had been plagiarized on TNCR. And then the murders began.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                          The truth is, if old Major Dover hadn’t dropped dead at Taunton races Jim would never have come to Thursgood’s at all. And then the murders began.

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                            Jeeves placed the sizzling eggs and b. on the breakfast table, and Reginald (Kipper) Herring and I, licking the lips, squared our elbows and got down to it. And then the murders began.

                            I was only joking

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                              When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Idiots. And then the murders began.

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                                  The quantity of matter is the measure of the same, arising from its density and bulk conjunctly. And then the murders began.

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                                    When on board H.M.S. Beagle as naturalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of the organic beings inhabiting South America, and in the geological relations of the present to the past inhabitants of that continent. And then the murders began.

                                    I was only joking

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                                      In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

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                                        Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

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                                          @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                                          When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

                                          This also works with our other ending…

                                          When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow, Mr Bond.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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