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And then the murders began.

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    89th
    wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 13:10 last edited by
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    Hahaha this is terrific.

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 13:20 last edited by
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      “Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 13:20 last edited by
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        When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

        I was only joking

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          11 Mar 2022, 13:20

          “Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

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          George K
          wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 13:21 last edited by
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          @Catseye3 said in And then the murders began.:

          “Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

          That's perfect.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 16:45 last edited by
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            It really works in Jaws.

            The great fish moved silently through the night water, propelled by short sweeps of its crescent tail. And then the murders began.

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 16:49 last edited by
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              In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

              And then the murders began.

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 16:50 last edited by
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                Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. And then the murders began.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  11 Mar 2022, 16:49

                  In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                  And then the murders began.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 16:53 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                  In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                  And then the murders began.

                  That was the first one I posted.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • G George K
                    11 Mar 2022, 16:53

                    @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                    In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                    And then the murders began.

                    That was the first one I posted.

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                    89th
                    wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 16:54 last edited by 89th 3 Nov 2022, 16:55
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                    @George-K said in And then the murders began.:

                    @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                    In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

                    And then the murders began.

                    That was the first one I posted.

                    Pwn3d! And then the murders began.

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                      Horace
                      wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 17:16 last edited by
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                      That marked the first time a joke had been plagiarized on TNCR. And then the murders began.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                        bachophile
                        wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:26 last edited by
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                        The truth is, if old Major Dover hadn’t dropped dead at Taunton races Jim would never have come to Thursgood’s at all. And then the murders began.

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                          Doctor Phibes
                          wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:32 last edited by
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                          Jeeves placed the sizzling eggs and b. on the breakfast table, and Reginald (Kipper) Herring and I, licking the lips, squared our elbows and got down to it. And then the murders began.

                          I was only joking

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:34 last edited by
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                            When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Copper
                              wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:34 last edited by
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                              Idiots. And then the murders began.

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                                bachophile
                                wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:40 last edited by
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                                The quantity of matter is the measure of the same, arising from its density and bulk conjunctly. And then the murders began.

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:43 last edited by
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                                  When on board H.M.S. Beagle as naturalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of the organic beings inhabiting South America, and in the geological relations of the present to the past inhabitants of that continent. And then the murders began.

                                  I was only joking

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                                    bachophile
                                    wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 19:51 last edited by
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                                    In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

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                                      bachophile
                                      wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 20:01 last edited by
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                                      Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.

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                                        11 Mar 2022, 19:34

                                        When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 20:08 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in And then the murders began.:

                                        When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

                                        This also works with our other ending…

                                        When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow, Mr Bond.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          11 Mar 2022, 19:51

                                          In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 20:49 last edited by
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                                          @bachophile said in And then the murders began.:

                                          In this chapter I would like to give a brief introduction to hyperbolic functions. And then the murders began.

                                          :spittake:

                                          The Brad

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