Be merciful. Kill her.

Lol

Jon would still hit it. Tulsi, that is.

Therein lies the rub. At any given point, you're three days away from society starting to crumble in any urban area.

@Klaus said in Why you stay fat: I don't quite understand how this is supposed to work. The body can't make fat out of thin air. Unless you eat more than you burn, you won't get fat. So you'd only get fatter if either that "memory" somehow causes you to eat more, or somehow causes you to burn less. Without reading the study, I'd say that the fat cells are more efficient at converting any extra calories above the ketoric state into fat.

@LuFins-Dad said in It's been two weeks!: Mr. Stewart seems to be ignoring the fact that it was Schumer’s breaking of norms that has allowed the Republicans to take some of the steps that they have. Which of Alinsky's rules is that, again? I forget.

Very cool!

The only people that think the criminals are the smartest people in the room are the criminals.

@George-K That does look like fun, but unfortunately I (and probably you) dont have that kind of money. @jon-nyc Too funny.

@Jolly said in Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh...: I don't think Leno has much of a star complex He's always struck me as being a nice and humble guy. Wealthy AF, but basically a kind person. He's taken over custodial care of Mavis, his wife, who is suffering from dementia.

Heh… “Hi Vlad. How ya doin?”

@George-K said in The HOA is so much fun: Were you armed? He should have armed himself. - William Muny.

It may be brown, but I don't think it's mud...

@LuFins-Dad said in Watching football 6 hours a day must be 16: I think the genuine disinterest was a big part of it. If I had done it specifically to meet girls it wouldn’t have worked. Yeah there's a fine line which apparently I cross. @Horace You will be delighted to know that while I cannot quantify this line, I consider it uber-coherent to acknowledge its presence and that I indeed crossed it!

@LuFins-Dad said in The wild unconfirmed twitter rumor of the day.: @jon-nyc said in The wild unconfirmed twitter rumor of the day.: Does. She’s still the Vice President. Pretty good money for drinking wine and playing solitaire… Ironically very unattractive hobbies.