@Mik said in My college is robbing me.: Jon you are too sleep. Go to drunk. Starkle, starkle, little twink! Who the hell you are, I think? Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. So, just one more to fill my cup, I have all day Sober to Sunday up.

Ayup. Nailed, it, Horace.

I like it.

It was a very strange day - I work about 20 mi outside the city, and remember the roads being almost deserted even out there. Typically, marathon day is a PITA for traffic. Some people here still have signs up 'Boston Strong', and pictures of the 8-year old boy who died. It feels so much worse when the victims are children.

@taiwan_girl said in Fuck this, I'm tapping out.: Light Phone Thanks for the link, TG! I found the product interesting. I'm not going to buy one, but still interesting.

"Is there any line you wouldn't cross, to get rid of a politician you really, really hated?". TDS sufferers: "No. And let me tell you another thing, I'm proud to be such a pathetic, unprincipled poser, because omg I hate him so much! Also, I am ugly and stupid and so are all my friends!" (*) Decent human beings: "Yes." (*) They literally say this. (*) looks like a butthole, which is what TDS sufferers and all their friends also look like - NOT a coincidence.

@Mik said in Rock, Paper, Scissors....: Andy Warhol was right. What he didn't tell us was the level of stupidity we would stoop to for our 15 minutes.

That would be the best way to cook it, I think. I like to part out turkey to smoke it. Turns out better IMO.

Wait I thought the White House spoke for the CDC. That’s what I’ve been reading up until this.

@Doctor-Phibes said in Moderation is tough work: Politicians have avoided answering questions for centuries - this guy's just so lacking in smoothness that he points out that he won't do it before he doesn't do it. Well put.

Wins

between the lives streams and the youtube/movie recommendation thread, TNCR has only two regularly recurring Ax-centric threads. I think we can all agree that that's not enough. Fewer than five is unconscionable IMO.

@Copper said in Verizon buys Tracfone: @George-K said in Verizon buys Tracfone: I pay $240 for unlimited talk, and 8 gig of data. That's $240 per year. On tmobile I pay $2,469 per year for 3 lines, unlimited data and 2 protection plans. So I just called T-Mobile and told them I need a better plan and the annual bill dropped to $1,836, $633 annual savings - thanks for mentioning it

Good way to advertise that you're a judgmental and hateful person, beloved by other judgmental and hateful people.

This should repeated every day.

Yes, of course, attractive people win. Could it work any other way?

A voice crying out for social justice. A moment of fulfillment. blm rejoice!

Some news outlets tried to put a good spin on it, some didn't. But, it sounds like NFL ratings are down from a year ago any way you look at it.

It is obviously child abuse. But, dropping your pants and wiggling your bottom is a required skill in today's entertainment industry. Look at the headlining females in any of the last several Super Bowls. The bottom must be exposed and wiggle or forget it.

@Horace said in Hey Aqua! Unnecessary words: As a mind reader who poses as a mere internet psychologist, I can tell you that the reason they wrote "impact of the global pandemic" rather than just "pandemic" is to lend the whole phrase more gravitas and appropriate just a little bit of it for themselves and how it is affecting their lives. I've spent many, many years working on shit like this for a job. Set your watch and warrant on it. It's how people who never developed their writing skills past 11th grade try to sound professional and important. That's not a dig, by the way. Most Americans stop learning how to draw around 6th grade. They stop learning how to write around their junior year of high school and oh by the way, the more your job aligns with STEM skills, the worse your writing skills likely are. You stop developing them sooner. Doctors are about the worst, both in terms of their shit-terrible writing skills and their inflated sense of skill in everything because they're doctors. Sorry, George, bach, et al.