@mark
Impressive! Love this. Thanks, Mark!

@Horace said in Orange County Guidelines to Reopen Disney World:

More like personal space mountain.

👏

Maybe he meant international commerce? Given the CNN cover up, I think he should avoid talking about sexual activities.

#belivewomeSQUIRREL!

Copper, that really is a great picture. Love the story. 😃

@89th said in Oil Futures:

Sooooo........should I buy Halliburton?

I should've. It's up 25% since I asked that question. 🙂

Do endorsements really matter? If so, what target people are they trying to convince?

If Nancy Pelosi says she endorses Joe Biden, I think that the people who like Nancy Pelosi are probably already going to vote for Joe Biden anyway.

If Rush Limbaugh says he endorses President Trump, I think that the people who like Rush Limbaugh are probably already going to vote for President Trump also.

Whose mind are they trying to move????

Best comment: "When are you guys going to start doing satire again?"

it is when you are the head of the federal task force. Huge unforced error. I thought Pence smarter than this.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/04/28/coronavirus-mike-pence-visits-mayo-clinic-without-mask/3041846001/

Was it me, or did the first video look like a giant flying manatee?

@jon-nyc Never mind, I saw the link to the articles.

So.. why DID it happen?

I am comforted that we all as individuals are able to self-quarantine to our own taste and ability.

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-celebrities-spell-out-were-all-in-this-together-with-their-yachts

I was going to make a comment about that 'whooshing noise high above you' being the point being missed, but I was worried somebody would note that points don't actually make a whooshing noise since they are merely representations of a concept, and I was concerned that in this time of heightened emotions I might then tell them to fuck off.

I believe the 'Per-Capita Brigade' are a dissident branch of the regular Fire Brigade, who will only come out if the building has more than 4 occupants.

Good move.

Make it 28,300,002.

Cuomo canceled the primary, so these are getting shredded.

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bummer. night owl here...