The last time I went into a Taco Bell was circa '98. Mike Collins and I had to drive over an hour at the asscrack of dawn to take the SATs. When we got done, we went to a Taco Bell. There was freaking hair in my burrito. I pointed this out, and they made another one, then threw it at me. Dumbshit missed, too.
My wife's a fan occasionally but I refuse to lift the embargo.