@Renauda said in Tucker attacked by Demons:
It’s also conceivable that he inadvertently opened an inter-dimensional portal under the bed covers in the space time continuum and a malevolent creature from another dimension physically assaulted him.
At last, we have evidence of a superior extra-terrestrial intelligence. We've tried speaking to them. We've tried sending out our finest music, our mathematics, our philosophy. None of it worked. However, watching a few hours of Tucker eventually broke the camel's back. A large, green amorphous blob had finally had enough. "WE HAVE TO SHUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP! YOU, ZERGAL BERGAL, GO AND ATTACK THE ASSHOLE WHILE HE'S SLEEPING!"