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Damn.
A scammer called me and said he had all my passwords.
I got a pen and said ‘Thank god for that. What are they?’
If I get sent to jail my wife will bail me out.
She never lets me finish a sentence.
Best thing about sex with an Amish girl?
She doesn’t expect you to call the next day.
