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If I make a woman breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is enough.
None of this ‘how did you get in my house’ business, please.
Apparently, that random guy in the parking lot was just tying his shoe and didn't actually want to play leap frog. My bad dude, my bad.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently. And conducting himself properly.
My neighbor's wife has a whale tattoo on her ass. It used to be a porpoise.
I guess we all have personal hang ups about our appearance.
Personally my worry is that one of my balls is bigger than the other two.
I was so disappointed when I heard they won't be making yardsticks any longer....
Doctor: "How many fingers now?"
Me: "this just isn't how I envisioned a prostate exam worked..."
They said schizophrenia is an illness And I should take medication.
But look who's over here and not lonely during the covid19 lockdown!.....
A guy walks up to a pretty girl standing next to the jukebox. "Wow - great thong!"
She slaps him in the face and walks off.
The guy says.... "Thorry... wath it thomething i thaid?"....
Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.
Just release a new iPhone every year.
Did Charles Darwin die of natural causes?
Joe Biden was all excited. His test came back negative.
Not even Kamala Harris has the heart to tell him he had taken an IQ test.
@Larry said in So....:
Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep. Just release a new iPhone every year.
I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.
@Horace said in So....:
@Larry said in So....: Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep. Just release a new iPhone every year. I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.
AAPLied science in humor.
My wife says I have two faults.
I don’t listen and something else.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
I don't get it.... every w/o an likes to be swept off her feet...
But the minute you try to stuff her in the trunk.......
Are people in Wal-Mart called Walmartians?
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me.
