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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #88

    Apparently, that random guy in the parking lot was just tying his shoe and didn't actually want to play leap frog.  My bad dude, my bad.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • LarryL Offline
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      Larry
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      #89

      Link to video

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      • jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #90

        I caught my son chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.

        He’s doing better currently. And conducting himself properly.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          #91

          My neighbor's wife has a whale tattoo on her ass. It used to be a porpoise.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #92

            I guess we all have personal hang ups about our appearance.

            Personally my worry is that one of my balls is bigger than the other two.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • LarryL Offline
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              Larry
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              #93

              I was so disappointed when I heard they won't be making yardsticks any longer....

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              • LarryL Offline
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                Larry
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                #94

                Doctor: "How many fingers now?"

                Me: "this just isn't how I envisioned a prostate exam worked..."

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                • LarryL Offline
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                  Larry
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                  #95

                  They said schizophrenia is an illness And I should take medication.

                  But look who's over here and not lonely during the covid19 lockdown!.....

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                    Larry
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #96

                    A guy walks up to a pretty girl standing next to the jukebox. "Wow - great thong!"

                    She slaps him in the face and walks off.

                    The guy says.... "Thorry... wath it thomething i thaid?"....

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                    • LarryL Offline
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                      Larry
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                      #97

                      Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                      Just release a new iPhone every year.

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                        Larry
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                        #98

                        Did Charles Darwin die of natural causes?

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                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #99

                          Joe Biden was all excited. His test came back negative.

                          Not even Kamala Harris has the heart to tell him he had taken an IQ test.

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                          • LarryL Larry

                            Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                            Just release a new iPhone every year.

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                            Horace
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                            @Larry said in So....:

                            Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                            Just release a new iPhone every year.

                            I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                            • HoraceH Horace

                              @Larry said in So....:

                              Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                              Just release a new iPhone every year.

                              I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.

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                              Mik
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                              #101

                              @Horace said in So....:

                              @Larry said in So....:

                              Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                              Just release a new iPhone every year.

                              I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.

                              AAPLied science in humor.

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nyc
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                                #102

                                My wife says I have two faults.

                                I don’t listen and something else.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Larry
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                                    #104

                                    I don't get it.... every w/o an likes to be swept off her feet...

                                    But the minute you try to stuff her in the trunk.......

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                                      Larry
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                                      #105

                                      Are people in Wal-Mart called Walmartians?

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                                        George K
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                                        #106

                                        Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes

                                        Me: I wish for a world without lawyers

                                        Genie: Done, you have no more wishes

                                        Me: But you said 3

                                        Genie: Sue me.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
                                          #107

                                          Life lesson #843.

                                          "Analogy" is NOT the study of buttholes.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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