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    George K
    wrote on 2 Jun 2023, 12:00 last edited by
    #855

    I can't believe my girlfriend has dumped me just because I don't know how to read proper nouns correctly.

    She went off to work and left me a note saying, Nail polish cleaner.

    So I did. From behind.

    And now I'm single.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 19 Jun 2023, 15:26 last edited by
      #856

      Link to video

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        Catseye3
        wrote on 24 Jun 2023, 16:07 last edited by
        #857

        California was the first state to make it illegal to smoke cigarettes indoors. Ever since then, the whole state has been on fire. -- Comic Tommy Drake

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          taiwan_girl
          wrote on 19 Jul 2023, 01:27 last edited by
          #858

          So,

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            19 Jul 2023, 01:27

            So,

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            Jon
            wrote on 19 Jul 2023, 01:37 last edited by
            #859

            @taiwan_girl said in So....:

            So,

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            Fewer.

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              19 Jul 2023, 01:37

              @taiwan_girl said in So....:

              So,

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              Fewer.

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              taiwan_girl
              wrote on 19 Jul 2023, 01:44 last edited by
              #860

              @Jon LOL

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                Jon
                wrote on 19 Jul 2023, 11:54 last edited by
                #861

                I dropped my glasses in the toilet.

                Now I can’t see shit.

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                  Jon
                  wrote on 26 Jul 2023, 14:14 last edited by
                  #862

                  I saw a microbiologist today.

                  He was much bigger than I expected.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 31 Jul 2023, 00:27 last edited by
                    #863

                    People are moaning about the weather.

                    At least it’s not snowing.

                    Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 15 Aug 2023, 22:20 last edited by
                      #864

                      There's nothing like putting on a warm pair of underwear fresh from the dryer.

                      Plus its fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 20 Aug 2023, 11:21 last edited by
                        #865

                        It occurred to me that in order to not expose his identity, Batman was either driving the Batmobile uninsured or committing insurance fraud.

                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          George K
                          wrote on 27 Aug 2023, 12:54 last edited by
                          #866

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 27 Aug 2023, 16:45 last edited by
                            #867

                            Cop: you were going extremely fast

                            Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.

                            Cop: But there isn’t any

                            Me: that’s how far behind I was.

                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 8 Sept 2023, 00:45 last edited by
                              #868

                              Me: Welcome to my man cave

                              Proctologist: Please stop calling it that

                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                8 Sept 2023, 00:45

                                Me: Welcome to my man cave

                                Proctologist: Please stop calling it that

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                                George K
                                wrote on 8 Sept 2023, 00:47 last edited by
                                #869

                                @jon-nyc .

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 10 Sept 2023, 22:23 last edited by
                                  #870

                                  My wife says I’m a sex machine.

                                  Actually, she says I'm a "fucking tool" but I know what she means.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 12 Sept 2023, 21:25 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 18 Sept 2023, 19:41 last edited by
                                      #872

                                      My friend Dwayne recently moved to Africa.

                                      I miss Dwayne, down in Africa.

                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 29 Sept 2023, 12:12 last edited by jon-nyc
                                        #873

                                        I ordered a new axe from overseas.

                                        I always thought it would be cool to have a foreign axe sent.

                                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 2 Oct 2023, 13:00 last edited by
                                          #874

                                          He: My girlfriend started smoking. What should I do?

                                          His Friend: Slow down and use lube.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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