So....
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wrote on 27 May 2023, 18:22 last edited by
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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wrote on 27 May 2023, 20:54 last edited by
A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a Strudle, and said "It is a little tepid."
His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."
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wrote on 2 Jun 2023, 12:00 last edited by
I can't believe my girlfriend has dumped me just because I don't know how to read proper nouns correctly.
She went off to work and left me a note saying, Nail polish cleaner.
So I did. From behind.
And now I'm single.
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wrote on 24 Jun 2023, 16:07 last edited by
California was the first state to make it illegal to smoke cigarettes indoors. Ever since then, the whole state has been on fire. -- Comic Tommy Drake
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wrote on 19 Jul 2023, 01:27 last edited by
So,
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So,
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@Jon LOL
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wrote on 19 Jul 2023, 11:54 last edited by
I dropped my glasses in the toilet.
Now I can’t see shit.
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wrote on 26 Jul 2023, 14:14 last edited by
I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I expected.
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wrote on 31 Jul 2023, 00:27 last edited by
People are moaning about the weather.
At least it’s not snowing.
Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!
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wrote on 15 Aug 2023, 22:20 last edited by
There's nothing like putting on a warm pair of underwear fresh from the dryer.
Plus its fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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wrote on 20 Aug 2023, 11:21 last edited by
It occurred to me that in order to not expose his identity, Batman was either driving the Batmobile uninsured or committing insurance fraud.
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wrote on 27 Aug 2023, 16:45 last edited by
Cop: you were going extremely fast
Me: I was just trying to keep up with traffic.
Cop: But there isn’t any
Me: that’s how far behind I was.
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wrote on 8 Sept 2023, 00:45 last edited by
Me: Welcome to my man cave
Proctologist: Please stop calling it that
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wrote on 10 Sept 2023, 22:23 last edited by
My wife says I’m a sex machine.
Actually, she says I'm a "fucking tool" but I know what she means.
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wrote on 18 Sept 2023, 19:41 last edited by
My friend Dwayne recently moved to Africa.
I miss Dwayne, down in Africa.
