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  • L LuFins Dad
    17 Oct 2022, 00:12

    Why did the Trans Man only eat Vegan?

    Because he was a her before.

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    George K
    wrote on 17 Oct 2022, 00:17 last edited by
    #744

    @LuFins-Dad perfect.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 18 Oct 2022, 23:02 last edited by jon-nyc
      #745

      My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and told me not to believe everything I read on the internet.

      I told her I don’t have to put up with this shit, not when there are desperate horny milfs less than a mile from my house.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 27 Oct 2022, 19:06 last edited by
        #746

        My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there would be autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Catseye3
          wrote on 31 Oct 2022, 16:06 last edited by
          #747

          Seen on a T-shirt:

          "If I said I'll fix it, I will. There is no need to remind me every six months."

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 5 Nov 2022, 16:11 last edited by
            #748

            I now have an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying.

            It seemed very important to him that I have it.

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 8 Nov 2022, 00:33 last edited by
              #749

              What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

              One looks up the family tree. The other looks up the family bush.

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 18 Nov 2022, 05:21 last edited by
                #750

                Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down.

                Follow me for more life hacks.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  George K
                  wrote on 29 Nov 2022, 22:22 last edited by
                  #751

                  What’s the non-binary agenda?

                  Trick question, they don’t have agenda

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    18 Nov 2022, 05:21

                    Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down.

                    Follow me for more life hacks.

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                    Catseye3
                    wrote on 29 Nov 2022, 22:27 last edited by
                    #752

                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down.
                    Follow me for more life hacks.

                    Turn any sofa into a hospital bed by telling your wife to calm down.

                    FIFY.

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      LuFins Dad
                      wrote on 29 Nov 2022, 22:41 last edited by
                      #753

                      I asked Karla where she wanted to go for date night.

                      She said she doesn’t care just so long as it’s somewhere she’s never been before….

                      So the kitchen it is…

                      The Brad

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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on 1 Dec 2022, 21:10 last edited by
                        #754

                        I asked my mirror yesterday if there is anybody prettier than me. The bastard is still reciting names.

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 5 Dec 2022, 02:06 last edited by
                          #755

                          Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. -- Benny Hill

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            5 Dec 2022, 02:06

                            Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. -- Benny Hill

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Dec 2022, 02:08 last edited by
                            #756

                            @Catseye3 said in So....:

                            Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 5 Dec 2022, 15:20 last edited by
                              #757

                              My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. -- Mike Myers

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on 5 Dec 2022, 15:40 last edited by
                                #758

                                I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on 5 Dec 2022, 22:37 last edited by
                                  #759

                                  Christ, seven years of college, down the drain. -- John Belushi

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on 5 Dec 2022, 23:55 last edited by
                                    #760

                                    There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. -- Kevin James

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 6 Dec 2022, 01:26 last edited by
                                      #761

                                      My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”

                                      I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead.”

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on 7 Dec 2022, 20:40 last edited by
                                        #762

                                        When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. --- George Carlin

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 8 Dec 2022, 00:05 last edited by jon-nyc 12 Aug 2022, 00:26
                                          #763

                                          What do you call a woman who doesn’t give head?

                                          A taxi.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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