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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #740

    Lol

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
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      #741

      Jeffrey Dahmer’s bologna really did have a first name.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        Jeffrey Dahmer’s bologna really did have a first name.

        Catseye3C Offline
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        Catseye3
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        #742

        @jon-nyc

        Oh, GAH! ROFL.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • LuFins DadL Offline
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          #743

          Why did the Trans Man only eat Vegan?

          Because he was a her before.

          The Brad

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          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

            Why did the Trans Man only eat Vegan?

            Because he was a her before.

            George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #744

            @LuFins-Dad perfect.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
              #745

              My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and told me not to believe everything I read on the internet.

              I told her I don’t have to put up with this shit, not when there are desperate horny milfs less than a mile from my house.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                jon-nyc
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                #746

                My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there would be autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • Catseye3C Offline
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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #747

                  Seen on a T-shirt:

                  "If I said I'll fix it, I will. There is no need to remind me every six months."

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    #748

                    I now have an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying.

                    It seemed very important to him that I have it.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      jon-nyc
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                      #749

                      What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

                      One looks up the family tree. The other looks up the family bush.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #750

                        Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down.

                        Follow me for more life hacks.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          George K
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                          #751

                          What’s the non-binary agenda?

                          Trick question, they don’t have agenda

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down.

                            Follow me for more life hacks.

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                            #752

                            @jon-nyc said in So....:

                            Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down.
                            Follow me for more life hacks.

                            Turn any sofa into a hospital bed by telling your wife to calm down.

                            FIFY.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            • LuFins DadL Offline
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                              LuFins Dad
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                              #753

                              I asked Karla where she wanted to go for date night.

                              She said she doesn’t care just so long as it’s somewhere she’s never been before….

                              So the kitchen it is…

                              The Brad

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                                Catseye3
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                                #754

                                I asked my mirror yesterday if there is anybody prettier than me. The bastard is still reciting names.

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  Catseye3
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                                  #755

                                  Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. -- Benny Hill

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. -- Benny Hill

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                                    @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. -- Mike Myers

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          Christ, seven years of college, down the drain. -- John Belushi

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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