So....
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I’ve never been very good at geography. But I can name one city in France, which is nice.
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How many Mexicans does it take to..
HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ALREADY DONE
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
Oh, cut it out!
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Time to nip this in the bud…
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.
It’s always something.
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Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
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My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
It’s always something.
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Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.
