Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. So....

So....

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.0k Posts 26 Posters 84.8k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #685

    My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.

    Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.

    She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

    I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'

    She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

    I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'

    The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.

    Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

    Catseye3C 1 Reply Last reply
    • George KG George K

      My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.

      Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.

      She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

      I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'

      She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

      I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'

      The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.

      Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

      Catseye3C Offline
      Catseye3C Offline
      Catseye3
      wrote on last edited by Catseye3
      #686

      @George-K "That kind of thing???"

      WTF did he think you were trying to do???

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

      George KG 1 Reply Last reply
      • Catseye3C Catseye3

        @George-K "That kind of thing???"

        WTF did he think you were trying to do???

        George KG Offline
        George KG Offline
        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #687

        @Catseye3 said in So....:

        @George-K "That kind of thing???"

        WTF did he think you were doing???

        Two things:

        1. Checking the effectiveness of our education system.
        2. Making xer job easier.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

        1 Reply Last reply
        • George KG Offline
          George KG Offline
          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #688

          Can w‌‌e b‌‌an “‌‌Yo M‌‌omma” j‌‌okes?

          T‌‌hey’re o‌‌ld, s‌‌tupid, a‌‌nd h‌‌ave b‌‌een d‌‌one b‌‌y l‌‌iterally e‌‌veryone h‌‌undreds o‌‌f t‌‌imes.

          Just like yo momma.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

          1 Reply Last reply
          • George KG Offline
            George KG Offline
            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #689

            I really don't watch soccer...

            If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would have taken my friends out to the bar.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

            1 Reply Last reply
            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #690

              So…. 50% of Roger Federer’s name is “er”.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
              1 Reply Last reply
              • George KG Offline
                George KG Offline
                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #691

                So, yesterday was the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.

                About 280 years after to be precise.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                1 Reply Last reply
                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #692

                  I’ve never been very good at geography. But I can name one city in France, which is nice.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #693

                    How many Mexicans does it take to..

                    HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ALREADY DONE

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                    1 Reply Last reply
                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #694

                      How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

                      THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                      1 Reply Last reply
                      • George KG Offline
                        George KG Offline
                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #695

                        ’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes.

                        Always walking around like they rent the place.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        • George KG Offline
                          George KG Offline
                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #696

                          A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                          Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                          “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                          “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                          “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                          Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                          “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                          IvorythumperI 1 Reply Last reply
                          • George KG George K

                            A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                            Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                            “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                            “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                            “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                            Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                            “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                            IvorythumperI Offline
                            IvorythumperI Offline
                            Ivorythumper
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #697

                            @George-K said in So....:

                            A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                            Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                            “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                            “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                            “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                            Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                            “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                            And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                            George KG jon-nycJ 2 Replies Last reply
                            • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                              @George-K said in So....:

                              A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                              Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                              “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                              “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                              “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                              Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                              “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                              And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                              George KG Offline
                              George KG Offline
                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #698

                              @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                              And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                              FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                              IvorythumperI 1 Reply Last reply
                              • George KG George K

                                @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                                And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                                FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

                                IvorythumperI Offline
                                IvorythumperI Offline
                                Ivorythumper
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #699

                                @George-K said in So....:

                                @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                                And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                                FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

                                Oh, cut it out!

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                • LuFins DadL Offline
                                  LuFins DadL Offline
                                  LuFins Dad
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #700

                                  Time to nip this in the bud…

                                  The Brad

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                                    @George-K said in So....:

                                    A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                                    Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                                    “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                                    “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                                    “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                                    Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                                    “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                                    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #701

                                    @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                                    @George-K said in So....:

                                    A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                                    Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                                    “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                                    “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                                    “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                                    Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                                    “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                                    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                                    You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                    Catseye3C 1 Reply Last reply
                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                                      @George-K said in So....:

                                      A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                                      Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                                      “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                                      “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                                      “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                                      Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                                      “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                                      And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                                      You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                                      Catseye3C Offline
                                      Catseye3C Offline
                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #702

                                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                      You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                                      Winner of the TNCR Eyeroll Award!
                                      🙄

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      • Catseye3C Offline
                                        Catseye3C Offline
                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #703

                                        ‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
                                        ^

                                        5e884b3b-05d6-459b-8b9f-38129bcc1d21-image.png

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        • Catseye3C Offline
                                          Catseye3C Offline
                                          Catseye3
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #704

                                          "I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups