So....
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 13:21 last edited by
I heard this cool music coming from my printer last night.
Apparently my paper was jamming.
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wrote on 30 Jun 2022, 23:29 last edited by
My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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wrote on 2 Jul 2022, 10:45 last edited by
Can we ban “Yo Momma” jokes?
They’re old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times.
Just like yo momma.
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wrote on 3 Jul 2022, 22:50 last edited by
I really don't watch soccer...
If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would have taken my friends out to the bar.
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wrote on 4 Jul 2022, 11:21 last edited by
So…. 50% of Roger Federer’s name is “er”.
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wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:44 last edited by
So, yesterday was the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.
About 280 years after to be precise.
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wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 09:03 last edited by
I’ve never been very good at geography. But I can name one city in France, which is nice.
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wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 21:56 last edited by
How many Mexicans does it take to..
HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ALREADY DONE
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wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 21:57 last edited by
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!
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wrote on 13 Jul 2022, 23:57 last edited by
’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes.
Always walking around like they rent the place.
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wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 11:26 last edited by
A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 15:33 last edited byA Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 15:41 last edited by@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 15:43 last edited by@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
Oh, cut it out!
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wrote on 18 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
Time to nip this in the bud…
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
wrote on 18 Jul 2022, 12:09 last edited by@Ivorythumper said in So....:
A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.
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wrote on 20 Jul 2022, 23:58 last edited by
‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
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