So....
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This woman was running around trying to get dressed for a dinner party, and they were running late. She just couldn't make up her mind what to wear. Her husband waited patiently..,
She came flying through the room and said "I'm so frazzled... I don't know if I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going. Because when you're coming you look like a Down's Syndrome kid trying to whistle....."
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When is it too late to have a baby shower?
Because my mom never had one for me and I need clothes.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
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I’m pretty excited, I just got final confirmation from my loan officer.
I’m closing on a full tank of gas this weekend.