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Little Johnny sees his mother as she gets out of the shower, points between her legs and says "Mommy, whats that?" His mother says "uh.... well honey, thats mommy's sponge."
Little Johnny says "ah.... the lady next door has a sponge too. I've seen daddy washing his face with it."
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They have a fun website with other of their pranks. Lots of fun.
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Sven and Ole work together in the City Parks Department, and with the beginning of spring, it’s time to fertilize the grass.
Sven looks at all the bags of fertilizer and sees various numbers behind some long words, like phosphorus, potassium, and nitrates. He’s completely bewildered about which bag to use.
Sven: “Say, Ole, look at dis here list of t’ings on dis here bag. Vat in the vorld are ‘p-hoss-p-hor-us’, ‘po-ta-toe-see-um’, and ‘nit-rates’?”
Ole: “Holy cow, Sven, I never heard of dat first vun. Ve bedder not use dat. Now dat next vun, dat potatoes vun, dat is no good for us to use. Ve’re not plantin’ potatoes for da City! But dat t’ird vun, you said dat vun all wrong. It’s not for nits, or Lena wudda been usin’ it on yer head already! Dat’s nite-rates, and I know about dat vun.”
Ole smiles and puffs his chest out with pride for knowing more than Sven about this one, and says, “Dat’s da good vun. Dat vun’s a good t’ing, cuz Lena told me dat nite-rates are alvays better dan day rates.”
