So....
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Little Johnny walked into the bathroom just as his grandma was getting out of the shower. He pointed and said "Grandma, what's that?" His grandma says "Little Johnny, that's my beaver."
The next day little Johnny walked into the bathroom just as his mother was getting out of the shower. He points and says "Mommy, that's your beaver!"
His mother says "That's correct Johnny. How did you know?"
Little Johnny says "Because grandma has one too!...... But I think here's is dead, because its tongue is hanging out...."
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Magic Johnson wasted the worlds best porn name on a basketball career.
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They laughed at my pencil drawings.
So I laughed at their chalk outlines...
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“That’s what.”
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I googled "who gives a shit".
My name wasn't in the search results.
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 190 pounds, is soft-spoken and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested: “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied: “Yes, but who wants HIM back?” -
I just watched Jaws backwards.
It’s a heartwarming story about a shark who gives limbs to the disabled.
