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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    Roman numeral puns are great and I for one will continue to make them.

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    @jon-nyc took me a while, but I did finally get it. 555

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      #1062

      I’m at the airport and a woman fainted at baggage claim and fell onto the carousel.

      But she’s slowly coming around now.

      Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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        #1063

        After a fair bit of drinking I decided to take a bus home. It probably sounds like it’s not a big deal but I’ve never actually driven a bus before.

        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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          Trojan is a terrible name for a condom.

          It’s basically named after something that penetrated the stronghold, broke open, thousands of little guys poured out, and ruined everyone’s lives.

          Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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            If I win the lottery I’m giving a bunch of money to charity.

            Unless she’s not dancing that night in which case I’ll give it to Destiny.

            Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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              #1066

              Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

              Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                You have a great team inside behind you.

                "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                  The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”

                  Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase. The first eez that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

                  Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”

                  Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”

                  Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason is that I a’m a better at make love than you in the bed.”

                  Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

                  Maria: “No Senora, the gardener.

                  I love you long time.

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                    Hahahajahaha

                    Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                      Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 28th time.

                      Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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                        40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

                        All three said no.

                        Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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