So....
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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
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Roman numeral puns are great and I for one will continue to make them.
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@jon-nyc took me a while, but I did finally get it. 555
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The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”
Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase. The first eez that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason is that I a’m a better at make love than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Senora, the gardener.
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