So....

[jon-nyc]

Hahahajahaha

[jon-nyc]

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 28th time.

[jon-nyc]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[jon-nyc]

So there’s this common misconception that autistic people take everything literally.

I’m autistic, so I can tell you… that’s just not true.

The people who actually take things literally are kleptomaniacs.

I just have autism.

[jon-nyc]

I only believe in 12.5% of gods.

I’m an eighthiest.

[AndyD]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18ygBZeJyd/
'Wine in a Can'
A short poem that gets increasingly funny (not that you'd recite it at a Christmas party)

[Doctor Phibes]

@AndyD said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18ygBZeJyd/
'Wine in a Can'
A short poem that gets increasingly funny (not that you'd recite it at a Christmas party)

That's brilliant.

[Mik]

It is, and I feel the same way.

[jon-nyc]

Why do women have two sets of lips?

One for arguing, one for apologizing.

[jon-nyc]

For the first time yesterday I went for a run with my Apple watch.

It asked me if my life was in danger or if tacos were on sale for $1 again.