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  • jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nyc
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    #1011

    My friend has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nana had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
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      #1012

      Why is it a good thing when a woman goes through a box of tissues watching a movie, and gross when a guy goes through a box of tissues watching a movie?

      The Brad

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      • jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nyc
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        #1013

        Lol

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        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
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          #1014

          To teach my kids about Democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.

          Then I ordered sushi because we don't live in a swing state, so their votes don't matter.

          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nyc
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            #1015

            I’m terrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #1016

              When I was young I thought rich people owned Bose systems and the rest of us owned Sony products.

              Turns out those were just stereotypes.

              Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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              • LuFins DadL Offline
                LuFins DadL Offline
                LuFins Dad
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                #1017

                Karla just told me she wants another dog. In the past year, that’s 2 cats and 1 dog… I think she might be going through Many Paws.

                The Brad

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1018

                  Bro: Worst she could do is say no.

                  Her: Ewww.

                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #1019

                    If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner you’re a terrible parent.

                    I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to microwave them.

                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
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                      #1020

                      I did my first nude painting yesterday.

                      The neighbors weren't happy but my front door looks great.

                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nyc
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                        #1021

                        I finally perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol.

                        I knit you shot.

                        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
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                          #1022

                          To everyone who wrote ‘stay cool’ in my high school yearbook, I have some devastating news…

                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #1023

                            I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit.

                            So I started a rumor that I won the lottery and found all my relatives in record time.

                            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
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                              #1024

                              You might not be the dumbest person in the world….

                              But you better hope he doesn’t die.

                              Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nyc
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                                #1025

                                What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #1026

                                  People’s IQ should be presented like the weather.

                                  Actual IQ: 105
                                  Feels like: 82

                                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #1027

                                    I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.

                                    I’m at urgent care waiting to be seen.

                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                    • jon-nycJ Online
                                      jon-nycJ Online
                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #1028

                                      I used to work at a deli but I got fired for sticking my dick into the pickle slicer.

                                      She got fired too.

                                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                      • jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #1029

                                        I crashed my bike in 1973 and scraped my knee real bad.

                                        We didn’t have internet then so I’m telling you now.

                                        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                        • MikM Offline
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                                          A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
                                          The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?”
                                          The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat 🐀. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano 🎹.
                                          The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles. 🎶
                                          Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink 🍺.
                                          After finishing it, the guy says, “Now, if I show you an even better trick, do I drink free all night?”
                                          “Buddy, if you can top that, you’re drinking on me till closing,” the bartender replies.
                                          The man pulls the rat and piano out again, and this time reaches into his coat and pulls out… a small bullfrog 🐸.
                                          The frog clears his throat and starts belting out soulful blues lyrics. The rat’s playing, the frog’s singing — the bar is dead silent in awe.
                                          Suddenly, a man rushes up and says, “I’ll give you $10,000 for that frog!”
                                          The guy says, “Nope, not for sale.”
                                          “$25,000!”
                                          “Nope.”
                                          “$50,000! Cash!”
                                          “Deal.” 💵
                                          The bartender’s jaw drops. “Are you CRAZY? That frog was a gold mine! Why’d you sell him?”
                                          The man smirks and says, “Relax. The frog can’t sing... the rat’s a ventriloquist.” 😎🎤🐀

                                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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