So....

[jon-nyc]

Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.

Cop: Sir, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in So....:

If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

Good one!

[taiwan_girl]

So,

An old relative of mine told people at least three times that the Titanic was going to sink on its first voyage.
Then, security came and took him from the movie theater.

[jon-nyc]

My friend has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nana had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

[LuFins Dad]

Why is it a good thing when a woman goes through a box of tissues watching a movie, and gross when a guy goes through a box of tissues watching a movie?

[jon-nyc]

Lol

[jon-nyc]

To teach my kids about Democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.

Then I ordered sushi because we don't live in a swing state, so their votes don't matter.

[jon-nyc]

I’m terrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

[jon-nyc]

When I was young I thought rich people owned Bose systems and the rest of us owned Sony products.

Turns out those were just stereotypes.

[LuFins Dad]

Karla just told me she wants another dog. In the past year, that’s 2 cats and 1 dog… I think she might be going through Many Paws.