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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 11:10 last edited by
    #87

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      George K
      wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 16:44 last edited by
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      alt text

      Best caption: "Do you have this in 'Large'?"

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Mik
        wrote on 26 Dec 2020, 22:57 last edited by
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        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 29 Dec 2020, 13:04 last edited by
          #90

          singing to Sponge Bob tune

          Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
          MALAYSIAN AIRLINES 303!

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 30 Dec 2020, 20:47 last edited by
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              George K
              wrote on 2 Jan 2021, 12:52 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Catseye3
                wrote on 2 Jan 2021, 13:15 last edited by
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                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  Nunatax
                  wrote on 3 Jan 2021, 13:30 last edited by
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                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on 3 Jan 2021, 18:57 last edited by
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                    ginger winner.jpg

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 00:59 last edited by
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 18:50 last edited by
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                          6 Jan 2021, 18:50

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 20:32 last edited by
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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Lol

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                            George K
                            wrote on 7 Jan 2021, 14:51 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 10 Jan 2021, 23:24 last edited by
                              #100

                              Padma: “Come on over, the kids aren’t home”

                              Anakin: “I know.”

                              Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                xenon
                                wrote on 10 Jan 2021, 23:58 last edited by
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                                Why did Susie fall off the swing?

                                Susie doesn’t have any arms.

                                Bonus: Knock knock. Who’s there? Probably not Susie.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 12 Jan 2021, 12:23 last edited by
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 12:48 last edited by
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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 16:14 last edited by
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                                      A Navy ship at sea.

                                      The troops are mustered on deck. The deck officer announces, "Now hear this. Ensign Johnson, your mother died."

                                      The captain was furious. "That was a terrible way to handle such a thing! If this ever happens again, I want to see a lot more sensitivity, mister!"

                                      Months pass. The troops are again in formation. The deck officer: "All personnel whose mothers have not died take one step forward -- not so fast, Seaman Grabowski!"

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 21:51 last edited by
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                                        What was the last thing to cross Christa McCauliffe’s mind before she died?

                                        The control panel.

                                        The Brad

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 21 Jan 2021, 19:10 last edited by
                                          #106

                                          I would have said gametes but still...

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