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    Mik
    wrote on 7 Dec 2020, 21:09 last edited by
    #85

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    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 11:07 last edited by
      #86

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      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 11:10 last edited by
        #87

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        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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          George K
          wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 16:44 last edited by
          #88

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          Best caption: "Do you have this in 'Large'?"

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
            wrote on 26 Dec 2020, 22:57 last edited by
            #89

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            "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 29 Dec 2020, 13:04 last edited by
              #90

              singing to Sponge Bob tune

              Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
              MALAYSIAN AIRLINES 303!

              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 30 Dec 2020, 20:47 last edited by
                #91

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                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 2 Jan 2021, 12:52 last edited by
                  #92

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Catseye3
                    wrote on 2 Jan 2021, 13:15 last edited by
                    #93

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                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      Nunatax
                      wrote on 3 Jan 2021, 13:30 last edited by
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                        Ivorythumper
                        wrote on 3 Jan 2021, 18:57 last edited by
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 00:59 last edited by
                          #96

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                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 18:50 last edited by
                            #97

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                            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                              6 Jan 2021, 18:50

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 20:32 last edited by
                              #98

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Lol

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                                George K
                                wrote on 7 Jan 2021, 14:51 last edited by
                                #99

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 10 Jan 2021, 23:24 last edited by
                                  #100

                                  Padma: “Come on over, the kids aren’t home”

                                  Anakin: “I know.”

                                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                    xenon
                                    wrote on 10 Jan 2021, 23:58 last edited by
                                    #101

                                    Why did Susie fall off the swing?

                                    Susie doesn’t have any arms.

                                    Bonus: Knock knock. Who’s there? Probably not Susie.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 12 Jan 2021, 12:23 last edited by
                                      #102

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                                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 12:48 last edited by
                                        #103

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                                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                          Catseye3
                                          wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 16:14 last edited by
                                          #104

                                          A Navy ship at sea.

                                          The troops are mustered on deck. The deck officer announces, "Now hear this. Ensign Johnson, your mother died."

                                          The captain was furious. "That was a terrible way to handle such a thing! If this ever happens again, I want to see a lot more sensitivity, mister!"

                                          Months pass. The troops are again in formation. The deck officer: "All personnel whose mothers have not died take one step forward -- not so fast, Seaman Grabowski!"

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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