Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.7k Posts 29 Posters 147.7k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #87

    174BB591-30E6-458F-8173-0BC496DA754C.jpeg

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
    1 Reply Last reply
    • George KG Offline
      George KG Offline
      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #88

      alt text

      Best caption: "Do you have this in 'Large'?"

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

      1 Reply Last reply
      • MikM Offline
        MikM Offline
        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #89

        alt text

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

        1 Reply Last reply
        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #90

          singing to Sponge Bob tune

          Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
          MALAYSIAN AIRLINES 303!

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
          1 Reply Last reply
          • jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #91

            80D3AB59-7876-4AD6-B05F-68FCDB2A10E1.jpeg

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
            1 Reply Last reply
            • George KG Offline
              George KG Offline
              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #92

              sorry.jpg

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

              1 Reply Last reply
              • Catseye3C Offline
                Catseye3C Offline
                Catseye3
                wrote on last edited by
                #93

                a6ca5806-c1de-47e4-9be3-a98136a7f0c2-image.png

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                1 Reply Last reply
                • NunataxN Offline
                  NunataxN Offline
                  Nunatax
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #94

                  189FF2F8-B591-4C82-801E-5FEFB2B88795.jpeg

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • IvorythumperI Offline
                    IvorythumperI Offline
                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #95

                    ginger winner.jpg

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #96

                      C266247F-5F8E-44AE-BE6E-F0569521328A.jpeg

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                      1 Reply Last reply
                      • jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #97

                        385102EC-3D09-40B4-AEB1-F14A02B59B18.jpeg

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                        LarryL 1 Reply Last reply
                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          385102EC-3D09-40B4-AEB1-F14A02B59B18.jpeg

                          LarryL Offline
                          LarryL Offline
                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #98

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          385102EC-3D09-40B4-AEB1-F14A02B59B18.jpeg

                          Lol

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          • George KG Offline
                            George KG Offline
                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #99

                            nope_not_even_for_christmas_640_high_26.jpg

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #100

                              Padma: “Come on over, the kids aren’t home”

                              Anakin: “I know.”

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                              1 Reply Last reply
                              • X Offline
                                X Offline
                                xenon
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #101

                                Why did Susie fall off the swing?

                                Susie doesn’t have any arms.

                                Bonus: Knock knock. Who’s there? Probably not Susie.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                • jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #102

                                  13DA7021-E517-46BC-9105-B14261C41CAC.jpeg

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #103

                                    2098C849-DE92-4308-B1C3-7D6D1759DEF9.jpeg

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    • Catseye3C Offline
                                      Catseye3C Offline
                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #104

                                      A Navy ship at sea.

                                      The troops are mustered on deck. The deck officer announces, "Now hear this. Ensign Johnson, your mother died."

                                      The captain was furious. "That was a terrible way to handle such a thing! If this ever happens again, I want to see a lot more sensitivity, mister!"

                                      Months pass. The troops are again in formation. The deck officer: "All personnel whose mothers have not died take one step forward -- not so fast, Seaman Grabowski!"

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      • LuFins DadL Offline
                                        LuFins DadL Offline
                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #105

                                        What was the last thing to cross Christa McCauliffe’s mind before she died?

                                        The control panel.

                                        The Brad

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #106

                                          I would have said gametes but still...

                                          7BDAE2E9-6B80-4D66-A4ED-C580BD6D84C5.jpeg

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                          LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups