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  • G George K
    16 Jul 2022, 21:02

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    If you’re into necrophilia

    I'm not.

    That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 00:11 last edited by
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    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    If you’re into necrophilia

    I'm not.

    That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

    That’s cold, man.

    The Brad

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:15 last edited by
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      How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      • C Catseye3
        21 Jul 2022, 00:15

        How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

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        George K
        wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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        @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

        Another dead boring joke...

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 13:38 last edited by
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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            George K
            wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:15 last edited by
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            (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

            "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • G George K
              22 Jul 2022, 14:15

              (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

              "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

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              Doctor Phibes
              wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:21 last edited by
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              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

              "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

              That's great

              I was only joking

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              • M Mik
                22 Jul 2022, 13:38

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                mark
                wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:58 last edited by
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                @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                lol

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                  George K
                  wrote on 23 Jul 2022, 17:48 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 10:57 last edited by
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                    He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                    Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      24 Jul 2022, 10:57

                      He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                      Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

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                      George K
                      wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 11:51 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                      Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                      OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 12:21 last edited by
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                        That's bad, even for Jon. 😆

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          George K
                          wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 20:56 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • G George K
                            24 Jul 2022, 20:56

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                            Mik
                            wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 21:34 last edited by
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                            @George-K Haaahaahaaahahaa!

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 22:12 last edited by
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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                George K
                                wrote on 28 Jul 2022, 11:22 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 29 Jul 2022, 11:02 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 31 Jul 2022, 14:14 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 1 Aug 2022, 17:33 last edited by
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 4 Aug 2022, 16:51 last edited by
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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 5 Aug 2022, 12:13 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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