The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 12:37 last edited by
At the dating agency
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“I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”
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“A single Yank?”
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“Well, I’m not that quick!”
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wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 20:27 last edited by
Life Hack:
If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.
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Life Hack:
If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.
wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 21:02 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 00:11 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
That’s cold, man.
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wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:15 last edited by
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
Another dead boring joke...
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wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:15 last edited by
(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
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(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:21 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
That's great
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wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 10:57 last edited by
He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
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He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 11:51 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.
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wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 12:21 last edited by
That's bad, even for Jon.
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