The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.
She told me they use names now.
It’s always something.
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What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
It’s always something.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well, that's a new high.
My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.
My devil won, but not by much.
I guess we're just bad people, George.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.
Without a doubt.
It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.
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Life Hack:
If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.
It’s always something.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
That’s cold, man.
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Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
That's great
