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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #589

    What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

    Cancer.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #590

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • George KG Offline
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        #591

        Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
        Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

          Cancer.

          KlausK Offline
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          #592

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

          Cancer.

          The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #593

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

              "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

              "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

              "Exactly."

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #595

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • MikM Offline
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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #597

                    "Pull my hair."

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
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                          So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                          She told me they use names now.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                            She told me they use names now.

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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                            She told me they use names now.

                            alt text

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                              I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                George KG Offline
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                                George K
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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                Well, that's a new high.

                                You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                                I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                                "Never mind..."

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • George KG George K

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                  I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                  Well, that's a new high.

                                  You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                                  I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                                  "Never mind..."

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #604

                                  @George-K

                                  I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • George KG George K

                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                    I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                    Well, that's a new high.

                                    You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                                    I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                                    "Never mind..."

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                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    Well, that's a new high.

                                    My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

                                    My devil won, but not by much.

                                    I guess we're just bad people, George.

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        @George-K

                                        I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                                        MikM Offline
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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on last edited by Mik
                                        #607

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        @George-K

                                        I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                                        Without a doubt. 😆

                                        It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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