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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
        #589

        What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

        Cancer.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          George K
          wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 11:27 last edited by
            #591

            Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
            Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              19 Jun 2022, 22:23

              What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

              Cancer.

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              Klaus
              wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 12:00 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

              Cancer.

              The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                George K
                wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
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                  Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                  "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                  "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                  "Exactly."

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:47 last edited by
                    #595

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 18:28 last edited by
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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        George K
                        wrote on 8 Jul 2022, 11:49 last edited by George K 7 Aug 2022, 11:51
                        #597

                        "Pull my hair."

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            mark
                            wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 07:36 last edited by
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 18:53 last edited by
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                              So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                              She told me they use names now.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                9 Jul 2022, 18:53

                                So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                                She told me they use names now.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 22:07 last edited by
                                #601

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                                She told me they use names now.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 08:47 last edited by
                                  #602

                                  What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                  I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • J jon-nyc
                                    10 Jul 2022, 08:47

                                    What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                    I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:48 last edited by
                                    #603

                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                    I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                    Well, that's a new high.

                                    You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                                    I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                                    "Never mind..."

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • G George K
                                      10 Jul 2022, 11:48

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                      I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                      Well, that's a new high.

                                      You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                                      I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                                      "Never mind..."

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:51 last edited by
                                      #604

                                      @George-K

                                      I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • G George K
                                        10 Jul 2022, 11:48

                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                        I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                        Well, that's a new high.

                                        You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                                        I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                                        "Never mind..."

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                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:52 last edited by
                                        #605

                                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Well, that's a new high.

                                        My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

                                        My devil won, but not by much.

                                        I guess we're just bad people, George.

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 13:59 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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