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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
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    As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

    All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
    -Cormac McCarthy

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
      #41

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      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
        #42

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        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          Larry
          wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
          #43

          Hahahahaha

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            Larry
            wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:46 last edited by
            #44

            I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:54 last edited by
              #45

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              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                20 Oct 2020, 20:54

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                George K
                wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:58 last edited by
                #46

                @jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 21:11 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 15:59 last edited by
                    #48

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                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 16:09 last edited by
                      #49

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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        George K
                        wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:25 last edited by
                        #50

                        What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

                        A family photo

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:53 last edited by
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                          Why can't orphans play baseball....

                          They don't know where home is...

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 29 Oct 2020, 16:19 last edited by
                            #52

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                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 30 Oct 2020, 14:05 last edited by
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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 12 Nov 2020, 21:08 last edited by
                                #54

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                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 18 Nov 2020, 10:03 last edited by
                                  #55

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                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 18 Nov 2020, 15:43 last edited by
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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 18 Nov 2020, 15:48 last edited by
                                      #57

                                      lol

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 21 Nov 2020, 03:29 last edited by
                                        #58

                                        Donald Trump Jr. finally passed a test all by himself.

                                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 25 Nov 2020, 16:43 last edited by
                                          #59

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                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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