The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.
His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.
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My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.
I can’t complain.
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Hi Friend....
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@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
It took me a while to not see that.
's OK. We can still be friends.
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.
You caulkasians crack me up..........
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Hilarious
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“I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”
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I’m no fool - I gotta see the candy myself before I get in that van.
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
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When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 15:11 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
I shouldn't have been reading this while on my conference call...
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Flight Attendant: “Would you like some headphones?”
Me: “Sure. but how did you know my name is Phones?”