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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #405

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
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      #406

      Jack and Jill went up the hill
      So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
      Jack got quite a shock
      And a mouthful of cock
      Because Jill’s real name is Randy

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • ImprovisoI Improviso

        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

        Rearrange the furniture.

        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

        LuFins DadL Offline
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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on last edited by
        #407

        @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

        Rearrange the furniture.

        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

        How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

        The Brad

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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          #408

          Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

          You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            Jack and Jill went up the hill
            So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
            Jack got quite a shock
            And a mouthful of cock
            Because Jill’s real name is Randy

            IvorythumperI Offline
            IvorythumperI Offline
            Ivorythumper
            wrote on last edited by
            #409

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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #410

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              Link to video

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
              MikM 1 Reply Last reply
              • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                MikM Away
                MikM Away
                Mik
                wrote on last edited by
                #411

                @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                Perfect.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                  MikM Away
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                  Mik
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                  #412

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #413

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #414

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
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                        #415

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • George KG George K

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                          Larry
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #416

                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Bahahshahaha

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #417

                            Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                            His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • George KG Offline
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                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #418

                              My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                              I can’t complain.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • George KG Offline
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                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #419

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Improviso
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                                  #420

                                  Hi Friend....

                                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                    #421

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                                    • George KG George K

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                                      xenon
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                                      #422

                                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      It took me a while to not see that.

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                                      • X xenon

                                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        It took me a while to not see that.

                                        George KG Offline
                                        George KG Offline
                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #423

                                        @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        It took me a while to not see that.

                                        's OK. We can still be friends.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #424

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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