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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
    #385

    HR rep: I have 3 openings.

    Candidate: I’ll take anal.

    HR rep:

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • Catseye3C Catseye3

      Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

      George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #386

      @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

      And how.

      If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        xenon
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        #387

        What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

        Names.

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          #388

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #389

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              xenon
              wrote on last edited by xenon
              #390

              My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

              I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                #391

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                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #392

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #393

                    Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                    Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                    Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Improviso
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #394

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                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                          • jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
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                            #397

                            Lol

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • jon-nycJ Offline
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #398

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #399

                                Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  George K
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                                  #400

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    bachophile
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                                    #401

                                    @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #402

                                      @bachophile

                                      POTD. 👏

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                        Rearrange the furniture.

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                                        • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                          Rearrange the furniture.

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                                          Improviso
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                                          #404

                                          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                          Rearrange the furniture.

                                          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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