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    Catseye3
    wrote on 3 Feb 2022, 17:32 last edited by Catseye3 2 Mar 2022, 17:34
    #384

    Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
      #385

      HR rep: I have 3 openings.

      Candidate: I’ll take anal.

      HR rep:

      You were warned.

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        3 Feb 2022, 17:32

        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

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        George K
        wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:10 last edited by
        #386

        @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

        And how.

        If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          xenon
          wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 01:40 last edited by
          #387

          What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

          Names.

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            bachophile
            wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 15:37 last edited by
            #388

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              George K
              wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 16:37 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                xenon
                wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 06:18 last edited by xenon 2 May 2022, 06:19
                #390

                My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                  Improviso
                  wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:17 last edited by
                  #391

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                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:24 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 17:35 last edited by
                      #393

                      Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                      Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                      Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                      You were warned.

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                        Improviso
                        wrote on 7 Feb 2022, 14:35 last edited by
                        #394

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                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                          mark
                          wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 04:35 last edited by
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                            Copper
                            wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 17:07 last edited by
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 18:40 last edited by
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                              Lol

                              You were warned.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:00 last edited by
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                                You were warned.

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                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:07 last edited by
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                                  Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 00:52 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      12 Feb 2022, 00:52

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                                      bachophile
                                      wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 05:43 last edited by
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                                      @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 12:22 last edited by
                                        #402

                                        @bachophile

                                        POTD. 👏

                                        You were warned.

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                                        • J jon-nyc
                                          17 Jan 2022, 02:59

                                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                                          taiwan_girl
                                          wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 16:52 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                          Rearrange the furniture.

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